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Quote by mrjimborinsane
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/8142104.stm

discuss

I'm joking of course, this will probably take years and anyway I doubt that the human race will ever be made only women.

But what do you think a world without men would be like?

What reasons do women need us around for?


Cock. Simple as.
#3
Quote by LordBishek
Cock. Simple as.


but they have cucumbers and vibrators..
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#4
a world without men?

isnt that why kitchens were invented?
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#7
Quote by mrjimborinsane
but they have cucumbers and vibrators..



Vibrators, Schmibrators. They can't ignore my girth.
#8
god i hate male-bashing cliche's. they never seem to get old for some people though
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#11
Quote by CoreysMonster
dont worry about it
women can complain all they want, but they need us just as much as we need them.


You speak the truth.

And they need penis. I don't think there would be a world filled with Lesbians. The Righties' god wouldn't approve.
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#12
they need man so they can blame everything on us,

why else do you think about 90% of the politicians are men??

SO WOMAN CAN BLAME ALL THE TROUBLE OF THE WORLD ON US!!!!

we just accept (for obvious reasons)
#13
who's gonna drive?
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#14
girl+girl=no kids=no people= women need men.
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#15
Quote by mrjimborinsane
but they have cucumbers and vibrators..



And Electric Cucumbers, which they can scratch their numbers on.


A huge ****ing cookie to anyone who gets the reference.
#16
Quote by Ylasto
You speak the truth.

And they need penis. I don't think there would be a world filled with Lesbians. The Righties' god wouldn't approve.

imagine a world with only women, there would be 10 times as much violence! with no men to vent off on, women would bitch at each other all day long.
#17
My mum told me about this the other day. All like "woo don't need men anymore". I told her the world would be ****ed and would simply cease to function once a month.


(I realise that all women don't have periods at exactly the same time, I also realise they don't have periods their entire lives, but for the purpose of this post, let's pretend eh?)

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#19
Quote by Kozlic
girl+girl=no kids=no people= women need men.


Someone didn't read the article.
#20
Who would write and play Death Metal?
Last edited by Robocop at Jul 10, 2009,
#21
Women can't do anything on their own.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#22
Quote by Robocop
Who would write and play Death Metal?



good point, men are responsible for most of the good music. How many truly great female bands are there? The only girl band I can think of that's any good is blondie.

Imagine a world with bands like Metallica, GNR, Led Zep, Beatles, Queen, RHCP, Foo Fighters.

Men are generally more creative and better at making music than women I think possibly.
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#23
A world without men...

There'd by no-one to drive women anywhere,

No-one to lift heavy things,

No-one to put together the IKEA furniture (which is soooooo difficult in the first place),

AND worst of all

An excess of sandwiches.

Eventually the dumb broads would drown in a sea of delicious uneaten sandwiches.

But sure, go ahead and replace us with stem cells.

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Quote by StewieSwan
Yay. More man bashing. Now how come if a paper ran an article about how women are only useful for sex, cooking, and cleaning that paper would be facing a lawsuit?


^^And this!

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#24
Yay. More man bashing. Now how come if a paper ran an article about how women are only useful for sex, cooking, and cleaning that paper would be facing a lawsuit?
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#25
Quote by CoreysMonster
dont worry about it
women can complain all they want, but they need us just as much as we need them.

We would have no one to complain about if we didn't have dear men! Hehehe
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#26
Quote by StewieSwan
Yay. More man bashing. Now how come if a paper ran an article about how women are only useful for sex, cooking, and cleaning that paper would be facing a lawsuit?


Because of this wonderful thing we have called society.
#28
Well. I'm female and I think it would be pretty rubbish without men about.

-It wouldn't happen I don't think anyway. Like Shredder said, there would be no one to put the dreaded IKEA together D:
I love my noob bass =]
#30
Quote by Kozlic
girl+girl=no kids=no people= women need men.


Did you read the article?

They said that they can produce semen themselves so they just insert the produced semen in the womb. Therefore they don't need men to traditionally to give secks and produce the semen.
#32
Who let this woman out of the kitchen?
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#34
Quote by -KoRn
We would have no one to complain about if we didn't have dear men! Hehehe

exactly! women would be constantly complaining about each other and the whole world would erupt into one huge cat-fight.
#35
I would kill myself. I don't like women at all.

And men are funnier!
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#36
Women would die from starvation (why do they need to cook now?), driving accidents (who let her out of the kitchen?), and cat fights.

Ok, that was totally called for
#37
Quote by mrjimborinsane


What reasons do women need us around for?


To have more of them.
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#38
Quote by goonerbynature
To have more of them.





People! PLEASE read the article before posting!
#39
You let 'em vote and now they think they can exist independent of men.
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#40
They'd have no one to obsess over. Girls will never get over the disappearance of boy bands.
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