Poll: wipe sitting up or sitting down?
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View poll results: wipe sitting up or sitting down?
standing up
109 46%
sitting down
110 47%
who wipes?!
17 7%
Voters: 236.
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#1
my friends and i have been having this discussion on potty habits.
so my question to you is:
After you take a ****, do you wipe your ass standing up? or sitting down on the toilet??

poll will be here soon
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#2
i prefer not wiping my ass, as its not cleaning it but spreading the **** all over.

Therefore, who wipes?
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#3
How do you wipe while still sitting? Unless you mean like lifting one side
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#5
Standing all the way. I can't really imagine trying it sitting down. Seems like making something simple a lot more difficult.
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#6
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Sitting down- you lean forward and wipe. If you stand up, you just don't have adequate access.


this. you leave so much more room for error while standing. and by error i mean leaving a chunk in there which then smushes and spreads further outward. kinda like smashing the peanut butter out from between two crackers...

also: i had no idea that people actually wiped standing up...
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#9
I had no idea people wipe sitting down. 0_o

EDIT: Also, why the **** are two threads about wiping your ass on the first page?!
#10
how is sitting down and wiping your ass simultaneously appear possible?
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#11
The sig-thread combination is awesome.
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#13
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you didnt answer the question, my guess is you dont wipe, since you so full of crap it would never end
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#14
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you didnt answer the question, my guess is you dont wipe, since you so full of crap it would never end


#18
Quote by Henkdemachtige
i prefer not wiping my ass, as its not cleaning it but spreading the **** all over.

Therefore, who wipes?

You're joking, right?

I wipe standing up.
#20
Quote by Henkdemachtige
i prefer not wiping my ass, as its not cleaning it but spreading the **** all over.

Therefore, who wipes?



I think ur doin it wrong.
#22
Quote by Henkdemachtige
i prefer not wiping my ass, as its not cleaning it but spreading the **** all over.

Also how is it even possible to wipe sitting down? Pics please.
#23
Quote by Henkdemachtige
i prefer not wiping my ass, as its not cleaning it but spreading the **** all over.

Therefore, who wipes?

Have you tried putting tissue paper in your hand first before wiping?
#24
Phew, I thought I was weird for wiping standing up. I just find it a lot easier and less chance of getting turd in your gouche area.

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#26
standing up. but sitting down if it's a public bathroom, because i'm tall enough that my whole head is visisble above the stall, so i don't really want people looking at me while i wipe my ass
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#27
I used to do it standing, but about six months ago I started doing it while sitting. I don't know why I switched...
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#28
wtf is with loads of threads about bathrooms?
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#29
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You're joking, right?

I wipe standing up.



Are you trying to let me believe that after you´re done wiping your Anus is completely ****free? I don´t think so.

Therefore i don´t wipe but take a shower and clean it, thats the hardcore thing to do.

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Have you tried putting tissue paper in your hand first before wiping?


Are you insisting i do it with my hand? That you even have these thoughts make me sick.
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#30
it depends, if it is a public bathroom, the answer will obviously be standing up, as well as i would poop standing up.
If it is in my house (as almsot always) i would both poop and wipe sitting down.
So im voting for sitting down.
BTW, if you wanted accurate results you shouldv not put the option ''who wipes?''

And this thread is kinda disgusting
#32
going for a poo now. I normally do it standing up, but as a scientific experiment i'll try sitting down. brb.
#36
How can you do when sitting down without getting your hand trapped under your ass?

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going for a poo now. I normally do it standing up, but as a scientific experiment i'll try sitting down. brb.


me too, i must try this.


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#37
Sitting down. You lean forward, and wipe.


Using toilet roll, obviously
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#38
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#39
standing up.. but in a weird way.. I fully bend over so I can get right in there.. jesus why am I telling anyone this??
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#40
Quote by Henkdemachtige
Are you trying to let me believe that after you´re done wiping your Anus is completely ****free? I don´t think so.
Therefore i don´t wipe but take a shower and clean it, thats the hardcore thing to do.


Are you insisting i do it with my hand? That you even have these thoughts make me sick.



Thats kind of the point isn't it?


Maybe your doing it wrong.
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