#1
(tl;dr on bottom)

Alright, so this morning, not too long ago actually, I was doin some chores. My official job was to wash out the trash can, so i went outside and turned on the water, trash can in hand. I saw that there was a small pair of eyes in the shed, and sure enough, the kittens were trapped in the shed, so i thought i'd let them out, i was doing a good deed!
Yeah!

So on my way the shed I had to pass the garage, no biggie, its just hot outside, or so i thought...
All of a sudden, i hear -bzzzzzzzzz-
*aw fffuuuu*
-in an instant, there is a wasp attached to the back of my ear!
reflex tells me to brush the wasp off and get away from the offending insect,
but with a small burst of adrenaline, i do this, in overdrive.
So i'm now flying past the back of the garage with said wasp on my ear, trying to slap it off, and looking like a rampaging idiot in the process.
but my efforts were in vain.
*sting*
...!
GAAAAAaHHHHHH!!!!! (yes, complete with the 'g')

the damage was done, it won the battle.
so now i'm running in circles cursing and screaming like a madman,

[expletive]!
you stupid son of a [expletive]!
i'm gonna murder your whole [expletive] family!

i was pissed to say the least.
so i decided to retreat and form a plan of action..

they say revenge is best served up cold, or in this case,
canned and foamy...

they never had a chance.


tl;dr: went to save kittens from locked shed, got stung in the ear.
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#4
See, this is why I'm deathly afraid of wasps. Be lucky you didn't get stung twice, those mofos can sting you more than once.
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#5
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See, this is why I'm deathly afraid of wasps. Be lucky you didn't get stung twice, those mofos can sting you more than once.


Don't I know it...

When I was a youngster, I was walking in the wooded bit behind my parent's pub. Stepped through some leaves. Then my foot went through the leaves. Underneath this leaf patch was a hole. This hole was inhabited by a large wasp nest. Within the next 5 minutes I was chased away from the nest by these wasps and had in excess of 100 stings to my neck.
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Don't I know it...

When I was a youngster, I was walking in the wooded bit behind my parent's pub. Stepped through some leaves. Then my foot went through the leaves. Underneath this leaf patch was a hole. This hole was inhabited by a large wasp nest. Within the next 5 minutes I was chased away from the nest by these wasps and had in excess of 100 stings to my neck.



ouuuch

i hate the bastards, but they are pretty ****in easy to kill. even with your hands.

obviously not in a big horde, but one on one i'm pretty confident of victory
#7
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Don't I know it...

When I was a youngster, I was walking in the wooded bit behind my parent's pub. Stepped through some leaves. Then my foot went through the leaves. Underneath this leaf patch was a hole. This hole was inhabited by a large wasp nest. Within the next 5 minutes I was chased away from the nest by these wasps and had in excess of 100 stings to my neck.




That is literally my worst nightmare.
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#8
there was a thing on the news the other day about a dude that got rushed to hospital with over 200 stings all over his body, I immediately though cool then felt guilty.
#9
that's the same story pretty much when i was first stung.
i had to go to the E.R. for all the stings
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#11
Once I was mowing the lawn and I mowed over a ground nest and those f*ckers were all over me, so I ran as fast as I could back to my house (which wasn't far from the area I mowed at), and I could say I got about 25 stings. Next day I killed those SOBs. Let's just say that bug poison can be your friend at times.
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#12
i swung at one with a three foot metal pole. i hit his buddy but he stug me on the wrist.... in a vain
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#13
You should bee more careful next time.

Wasps terrify me. I'm afraid of needles and flying insects. Horrible Combination. I've never been stung though.
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#14
Last summer this hornet kept hanging around my house, and it was about 2" long. I am terrified of those things
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#15
oh also there was a nest under my neighbors porch so we ripped the deck off them i let em have it with a lighter and a can of axe
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#18
Lies It"s All Leis I Tellz You!!! Kill It With Fire!!!!!!!!!!
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#19
I once got one of these motherfuckers down my shirt.



5 bites, itchy back for weeks.
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Oh, pictures of him and the wasp.
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#23
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Don't I know it...

When I was a youngster, I was walking in the wooded bit behind my parent's pub. Stepped through some leaves. Then my foot went through the leaves. Underneath this leaf patch was a hole. This hole was inhabited by a large wasp nest. Within the next 5 minutes I was chased away from the nest by these wasps and had in excess of 100 stings to my neck.


My hand found one of those wasp nest holes...when I was little
quiet a few stings to my hand
haven't been stung since but it's because I run like crazy whenever wasps are around
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You should get adblock. I never get that wasp after installing it.
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my friend was stung by a hornet and was paralysed for 2 months... funny stuff

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