#1
i was today. in a heated row with a manager 3 weeks ago i tried to diffuse the situation with what i thought was a reassuring hand on their shoulder and have been dismissed for assault. Any similar stories or thoughts out there .
#3
No, I have never been sacked for inappropriate touching.
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#6
I worked as an english teacher once, and almost got fired for having a shocked look when I heard a deep masculine voice coming from a student named "jennifer"
#7
Pff. Punch him. If you're going to get sacked for assault, you should at least get to assault someone.
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#8
nope...
of course if your talking about rape....


theres nothing really wrong with rape, it's like surprise sex... i do it all the time....
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#11
Inappropriate touching?
I was fired for touching myself...but it was hardly inappropriate
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#12
Lol, 'sacked'. I immediately thought of a swift kick to the gonads.

Silly brits, it's fired.
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#13
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Inappropriate touching?
I was fired for touching myself...but it was hardly inappropriate

I almost choked on my drink

What if you work at a zoo and get fired for inappropriately touching an animal? Or like a Karate instructor?
#14
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Lol, 'sacked'. I immediately thought of a swift kick to the gonads.

Silly brits, it's fired.

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#15
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Pff. Punch him. If you're going to get sacked for assault, you should at least get to assault someone.



I agree.
#16
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I put your mum in a sack for innapropriate touching......these things just don't make sense anymore

your mum (licked my ball)sacked me for inappropriate touching (merciless anal sex).

Doesnt really work when you have to explain it
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#17
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I almost choked on my drink

What if you work at a zoo and get fired for inappropriately touching an animal? Or like a Karate instructor?


If you are the Karate instructor you can 'touch' anyone you want
And theres nothing inappropriate about massaging a turtles vagina...NOTHING!


****ing P.E.T.A
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#18
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If you are the Karate instructor you can 'touch' anyone you want
And theres nothing inappropriate about massaging a turtles vagina...NOTHING!


****ing P.E.T.A

Not if they sue for sexual harassment. If the student doesn't want to be touched, it's sexual harassment to touch them.

Damn laws, conflicting with our jobs. If I want to finger my student so be it!
#20
I touch people in inappropriate places all the time at my workplace.


I am however a prostitute.
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#21
Wait . . . what if you are a doctor. Like a gynecologist or proctologist? Could we sue? I mean, I don't want your finger up my butthole good sir thank you very much. I can do it myself. And please, hands away from the vagina.
#22
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Lol, 'sacked'. I immediately thought of a swift kick to the gonads.

Silly brits, it's fired.



Stop Trolling, you are not correct. In England, the most used term is "Sacked" While in America it is Fired. Just because a word is used in your country doesn't mean it's wrong for people in a different country to use a different word with thew same meaning,

/trolled.
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#23
Another sexual harassment-type thread? Bloody hell, Pit
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#24
I just knew you lot would cheer me up. Thanks guys..................now to tell the girlfriendx
#26
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#27
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There's nothing really wrong with rape, it's like surprise sex ...


Will that stand up in court?
#28
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Will that stand up in court?

depends on the judge...
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#30
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Wait . . . what if you are a doctor. Like a gynecologist or proctologist? Could we sue? I mean, I don't want your finger up my butthole good sir thank you very much. I can do it myself. And please, hands away from the vagina.


...you pay them to do that, also Family Guy did this.
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#31
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Lol, 'sacked'. I immediately thought of a swift kick to the gonads.

Silly brits, it's fired.

Hey! You're silly for saying fired! (I'm not a Brit though...)
#32
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...you pay them to do that, also Family Guy did this.

No, he's (Peter) a ****head anyways. This is real life. I'm not paying some guy to anal rape me

So help me if you say Simpsons did.