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#3
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You mean woman?


Oops, yes I do. I misread mum as dad for some reason.
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#5
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send your gf over to my place and ill give her a birthday present

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#6
ahahahha she probably got raped...
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#9
It's a known fact that chlorine can't kill sperm.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#10
best excuse for pregnancy ever... it was teh pool...
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Mr.Cuddles killed The Metal!!!! FUCK YES!

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Mr Cuddles pretty much nailed it...

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#12
Quote by element4433
It's a known fact that chlorine can't kill sperm.


Maybe not but I'm pretty sure they aren't capable of finding a vagina in thousands of gallons of pool water.
"We must become members of a new race, overcoming petty prejudice, owing our ultimate allegiance not to nations, but to our fellow men within the human community."
- H.I.M Haile Selassie I
#13
Quote by IDread
Maybe not but I'm pretty sure they aren't capable of finding a vagina in thousands of gallons of pool water.



What if it was a pool full of sperm, did ya think of that??
#16
Quote by diminishedtobme
What if it was a pool full of sperm, did ya think of that??


I am going to be very rich...
#18
my bad....
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#19
Quote by diminishedtobme
What if it was a pool full of sperm, did ya think of that??


I didn't until you mentioned it and my apetite died...
"We must become members of a new race, overcoming petty prejudice, owing our ultimate allegiance not to nations, but to our fellow men within the human community."
- H.I.M Haile Selassie I
#21
*control, we've got some stray sperm escaped from the lab.. heading to the pool now, over an out*
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#23
Quote by IDread
Maybe not but I'm pretty sure they aren't capable of finding a vagina in thousands of gallons of pool water.
I was joking. Sperm dies in the air, so no doubt chlorine would kill it.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#24
Quote by diminishedtobme
What if it was a pool full of sperm, did ya think of that??


Come on, man. I just went swimming yesterday.

BTW:
#25
Quote by Spamwise
it's impossible. sperm dies quickly when exposed to air.


Which there is plenty of in a pool of water of course...

Still though its quite impossible.

Quote by element4433
I was joking. Sperm dies in the air, so no doubt chlorine would kill it.


Probably for that reason then.
"We must become members of a new race, overcoming petty prejudice, owing our ultimate allegiance not to nations, but to our fellow men within the human community."
- H.I.M Haile Selassie I
Last edited by IDread at Jul 10, 2009,
#26
i dont get how people can be so stupid.
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#27
Quote by element4433
I was joking. Sperm dies in the air, so no doubt chlorine would kill it.


Well then we must conclude that the pool did in fact decimate this poor thirteen year old's vagina. Sad day.. sad day for humankind.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

Quote by the_white_bunny
all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#29


Which there is plenty of in a pool of water of course...

Still though its quite impossible.

Uh, yeah, there is air in pool water..lol
#30
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#35
Quote by Early Cuyler
o sh|t... i have a kid now?
You're a pool?
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#36
uhh was this like a pool full of semen, because then the story would be more plausible
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#37
Quote by reb_49
uhh was this like a pool full of semen, because then the story would be more plausible




Hey wanna make a pool full of semen??
#38
I just had a really weird vision of some guy jizzing into a pool.
Quote by the_white_bunny
your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#39
I lol'd
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