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#1
So something fishy is going on.

30 minutes ago or so someone started very silently knocking on my apartment door. I looked through the peephole and realized it was the woman next door. I decided to ignore it and got back to the computer. This really silent knocking (As if it were some sort of a signal to an expecter) went on for 10 or so minutes. Let me mention that it's 1:55am here right now. So eventually my dad got up and asked me if i head anything. I was like yeah.

Then he went to open the door, they spoke kind of silently. So then my dad went to dress up slightly and i asked him what the deal was. He was reluctant to tell me and then he said ''Oh, i need to move something for her in her apartment.''. This is extremely strange as the whole apartment building is dark and sleeping and i'm one of the few ones awake in my building, probably.

So it's been 15 minutes since he left to the next door. I suspect cheating.

What do you think?
#2
I think that if this really did all happen silently, you would not have heard it.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#3
She's his dealer and he pays her with sex
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#5
It was really silent. You know, the whole city is silent right now and you can even hear people coughing upstairs, should that happen. Plus i am literally 5 meters from the front door. Plus, I'm sure you'd knock very audibly if you wanted someone to come to the door without notice.

Plus, who moves furniture in the house at 2:00 am???
#6
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#7
Oh yeah, he's cheating big time. Nobody does that at 2 in he morning if they aren't.
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#8
your dad is a cheater, confront him with your mom and record it
#9
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lol i remember that....


nah hes secksing her up......

but you already knew that
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#10
Go knock really silently on her door and find the cräp out what is going on!
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#13
Why didn't you answer the door the first time? It could have been you cheating on your mother instead of your dad.
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#14
How can something be very silent? Surely silence cannot vary in greatness?
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#15
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It was really silent. You know, the whole city is silent right now and you can even hear people coughing upstairs, should that happen. Plus i am literally 5 meters from the front door. Plus, I'm sure you'd knock very audibly if you wanted someone to come to the door without notice.

Plus, who moves furniture in the house at 2:00 am???

If it's that quiet, wouldn't you have heard them doing it if they were?

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#16
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it was the woman next door. I decided to ignore it

So a woman = it?
And also, why didn't you open the door? There must have been a reason why she was knocking?

Am I the only one who finds it strange not to open a door to a familiar person that is knocking?
#17
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If it's that quiet, wouldn't you have heard them doing it if they were?

It's hard to describe the silence. Okay, imagine the regular knock where you hammer the door with your fist and make it really audible. What i heard on the door was so silent that i thought the beer i'm brewing was bubbling up or something at first.
#18
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So a woman = it?
And also, why didn't you open the door? There must have been a reason why she was knocking?

Am I the only one who finds it strange not to open a door to a familiar person that is knocking?

Woman next door at 2 am = not familiar. Plus, i've only seen her once. It's not a neighbhorly place. Plus it = the knocking.

The way i would describe the knocking is someone gently throbbing fingernails at a wooden door in a somewhat quiet enviorment. It wasn't a knuckle knock.
Last edited by zwound at Jul 10, 2009,
#21
What you do is tomorrow night you silently leave, then knock on your door very very silently. Your father will hear it, and open the door. You surprise him by being totally naked and in a long blond wig. You scream 'AWW YEAH, CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER' and then run into the room, tell your mum and run out shouting 'JUSTICEEEEE'.
#22
I know. I am too. I just wasn't sure what to do. It's not exactly the safest area in the world especially during these times. I was hoping she would go away.
#23
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What you do is tomorrow night you silently leave, then knock on your door very very silently. Your father will hear it, and open the door. You surprise him by being totally naked and in a long blond wig. You scream 'AWW YEAH, CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER' and then run into the room, tell your mum and run out shouting 'JUSTICEEEEE'.



and record the process
#26
maybe someone died in her house.
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#27
Ah, so i gathered the courage of going into the hallway and to listen (My door is extremely squeaky and would definitely been heard). So it appears, sadly, that sex is not being had. They're just chatting about crap i don't understand (they speak russian; i'm not too good at it).
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#29
I doubt he's cheating with her, don't worry. This would happen multiple times if he was.
Much more likely is that he's just helping her move a body out of her house.
#30
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I doubt he's cheating with her, don't worry. This would happen multiple times if he was.
Much more likely is that he's just helping her move a body out of her house.


I'm actually kind of afraid of that.



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#31
Go grab an other beer and wait for your dad to come back in....... when he walks in, crack it open, hand it to him and give him a nice high five
#32
If your dad is fucking her, he's the most incompetent adulterer in the universe. It's not very subtle.
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#34
Ah, ignore this thread now. It seems to be like a date (No sex.). She seems to be raving and complaining about her life in a semi-humorous way and my dad is laughing like a dumbass. Kind of like a cliche date you see on TV.

I'll keep a close eye on this in the future
#35
if he was gonna bang her...why get dressed??? it just seems counterproductive.
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#36
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if he was gonna bang her...why get dressed??? it just seems counterproductive.

Because he was hoping i was sleeping, came into my room to inquire whether i had heard knocking (After he had seen i wasn't sleeping.). It would've been weird if he had gone out in his underwear in front of me.
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#37
Find out where she lives and camp out in her closet with a camera.
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#38
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Ah, ignore this thread now. It seems to be like a date (No sex.). She seems to be raving and complaining about her life in a semi-humorous way and my dad is laughing like a dumbass. Kind of like a cliche date you see on TV.

I'll keep a close eye on this in the future

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#39
So nothing happened? Aww damn.
Oh well, next time. Keep an eye out on your dad, you never know what this chat could lead up to the future.
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#40
next time break into her apartment naked shouting oogaoogaoooo

its the only way!!!!!!
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