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#1
Ok I need your ideas.

Here's the situation: There's this kid who's 23 and basically is being a bitch because he stole and sold my best friends girls Ipod and I told him about it. He also stole from my girlfriend.

Anyways he saying he's going to beat my ass.

As I see it I have 2 options.

1. Let the cops know the the girls he's banging is 15.

2. Beat his ass with this

Any advice, or other suggestions?

oh, and before you say use your fists, I'm out for blood and he's about twice my size.
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#2
Use a shotgun
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#3
if youre a minor let him beat you and then sue
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#4
beat him, let him heal THEN cops.
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#5
brass knuckles. then tell somebody about his gf. but dont call 911 w/ that. they have far more serious issues to worry about.
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#8
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if youre a minor let him beat you and then sue


Nope I'm 18.

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brass knuckles. then tell somebody about his gf. but dont call 911 w/ that. they have far more serious issues to worry about.



Not in my small ass town.
I wouldn't call 911.
Just drop a friendly anonymous tip.

Edit: That nightstick hurts. A lot.
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#9
Is that a vibrator

Anyways, If you think you can take him, do it
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#10
option 2
beat him to death with your dildo
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#12
If your a minor, def let him beat you as it would be the best way to get revenge on him, especially if your also going to throw in the having sex with a 15 year old. Not only would he most likely get a huge sentencing youd also get money. EDIT nvm just read your second post.
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#13
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Nope I'm 18.


Not in my small ass town.
I wouldn't call 911.
Just drop a friendly anonymous tip.

what i mean is theres got to be some hotline or something to call SPECIFICALLY for that kind of thing.
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#15
Let him beat you up, spit blood on him whilst laughing, then tell him you have aids.
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Nah, seriously go to the cops and report him. I wouldn't ring 911 though.
#16
Haha.

It's a police issue extendable nightstick
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#17
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Beat him with a mask. Don't let him know it's you! THEN call the cops.

Double the pleasure.

That's what she said.
#18
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Let him beat you up, spit blood on him whilst laughing, then tell him you have aids.
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#20
hmmm, no one said it yet? rape
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everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#21
Befriend a bunch of Hell's Angels, and let them handle it.
I have a lot of friends who are Hell's Angels and if I was ever in trouble, I could call them and have about 80 bikers to back me up.
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#22
Fill a syringe with air,
inject him while he's sleeping.

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Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

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#23
Oh, I forgot to mention, I told his girl that I want my girls stuff and all she said was I don't give a ****.

Also, another kid I know got arrested for ****ing her.
So, I know they'll believe me.
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Last edited by punkrocker10115 at Jul 10, 2009,
#24
Sit down with him and have a nice civil discussion on how you can settle this entire ordeal. Then when you go to shake his hand, PUNCH HIM IN THE HEAD
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#26
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Sit down with him and have a nice civil discussion on how you can settle this entire ordeal. Then when you go to shake his hand, PUNCH HIM IN THE HEAD

I lol'd

I say use the stick

remember kids!
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"Revenge is the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy"


beat em...and beat em good

then kick him in the nards
#27
Is that night stick...rubber???????


How bad would that hurt????
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#28
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Is that night stick...rubber???????


How bad would that hurt????



No, it's steel
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#29
if you bring that weapon always remember...
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#32
Quote by punkrocker10115
Ok I need your ideas.

Here's the situation: There's this kid who's 23 and basically is being a bitch because he stole and sold my best friends girls Ipod and I told him about it. He also stole from my girlfriend.

Anyways he saying he's going to beat my ass.

As I see it I have 2 options.

1. Let the cops know the the girls he's banging is 15.

2. Beat his ass with this

Any advice, or other suggestions?

oh, and before you say use your fists, I'm out for blood and he's about twice my size.

... Both those options are unfeasible.
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#33
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Pop his cars tires, cum in his milk, and poop his house


Bitch doesn't have a car or a home.
P.L.U.R.

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We were fated to pretend
#34
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... Both those options are unfeasible.


How so?
P.L.U.R.

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#35
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Bitch doesn't have a car or a home.

O.K., drive to the fight place, and have a friend in the car. Don't let anyone see him, and give him keys. O.K., now go pretend you are going to fight, when BAM! You're friend will run him over while you dodge the car

I'm sure he has milk though
#37
beacuse it's on topic


but yah, just hope he doesn't have a bigger weapon...
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#38
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1. Let the cops know the the girls he's banging is 15.


Even better if he's got pics/vids of it. What can go wrong?

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#39
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but yah, just hope he doesn't have a bigger weapon...


This. If he is like "yO'z daWg, u dIdn'T kNow thAt i b pAckIn tEh .45? Then your screwed. Your dildo/nightstick will fail you.
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