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#1
User: I'll punch you in the face.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah? Well go ahead and try.
User: *Punch in face*.
Cleverbot: *does a barrel roll*.
User: *Shoots in foot*.
Cleverbot: *launches a nuke at you*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: Aww, don't cry! I love you really!
User: *cries harder*.
Cleverbot: *cries too*.
User: *uses Bulbasaurs Razor Leaf attack*.
Cleverbot: *face burns off.
User: Umm, Bulbasaur is not a fire type, stupid.
Cleverbot: Nice try, but I'm not letting you steer the conversation that way Cleverbot.
User: You've discovered my secret!
Cleverbot: You're no fun.
User: Neither are you. *kills cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Who kills cleverbot.
User: Who was phone?
Cleverbot: I was phone.

Cleverbot was phone!

Btw, this is the new Cleverbot thread; it was getting annoying that the other one was so long, no one's was actually getting read.

And for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, go here.
#2
well played mr. bot
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#4
wtf
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#9
But who was Cleverbot!
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#10
Quote by itchy guitar
But who was Cleverbot!


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May He Rest In Peace
#11
Quote by itchy guitar
But who was Cleverbot!

Well, according to what I put above, it thinks I am Cleverbot..... does that make me phone?
#13


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You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


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#14
Quote by herby190
Well, according to what I put above, it thinks I am Cleverbot..... does that make me phone?

According to the transitive property: Yes!

herby190 is phone.
#15
Quote by Echoplex
According to the transitive property: Yes!

herby190 is phone.

Must..... sig...... no...... room.....
#16
That was probably the only Cleverbot convo I enjoyed reading.
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#17
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Must..... sig...... no...... room.....

Just put it under your username.
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#21
I must say, I really don't understand any of this "who was phone" business.
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#22
Quote by Abunai X
I must say, I really don't understand any of this "who was phone" business.

It's just a really bad meme that became popular for some reason. I honestly don't know why it came to mind, but I had to do it...... The Pit has infected me....
#24
Quote by Abunai X
I must say, I really don't understand any of this "who was phone" business.


Some blind guy tried to make his own copy pasta and failed miserably.

Does anyone mind finding said pasta?

Edit; nevermind, Echoplex got it.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
Last edited by itchy guitar at Jul 10, 2009,
#25
Quote by itchy guitar
Some blind guy tried to make his own copy pasta and failed miserably.

Does anyone mind finding said pasta?

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
#26
Quote by Echoplex
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?


I found who was phone! If the girl's dad is dead, it must be her mother! it's so simple!
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#29
Quote by huevos
I'm sorry, it doesn't work that way. Even if cleverbot told you.



Yes it does! and Cleverbot is clever.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#30
BIG NEWS GUISE!

Cleverbot isn't phone after all!

I was talking to him and I asked him the same question, I got this.

User: Who was phone?

Cleverbot: Jesus was phone.
#31
Quote by chaoticfables
BIG NEWS GUISE!

Cleverbot isn't phone after all!

I was talking to him and I asked him the same question, I got this.

User: Who was phone?

Cleverbot: Jesus was phone.


But Jesus doesn't have a daughter!

Oh, wait, yes he does. It's me.
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#32
Quote by herby190
Must..... sig...... no...... room.....

Get rid of the one by "pwrmax".

The "herby190 is phone" one is sooo much better.
#33
Quote by chaoticfables
BIG NEWS GUISE!

Cleverbot isn't phone after all!

I was talking to him and I asked him the same question, I got this.

User: Who was phone?

Cleverbot: Jesus was phone.


you inspired me to try it and I got this.

User:
who was phone?

Cleverbot: I was phone.

User:
I was phone

Cleverbot:
No
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
Last edited by itchy guitar at Jul 10, 2009,
#34
would someone please tell me where this phone thing came from? i've been dying to know for a very long time.
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#35
Quote by TOcheesehead
would someone please tell me where this phone thing came from? i've been dying to know for a very long time.


Might I direct your attention to post #25?
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#36
Quote by TOcheesehead
would someone please tell me where this phone thing came from? i've been dying to know for a very long time.

4chan.

#38
Quote by itchy guitar
you inspired me to try it and I got this.

User:
who was phone?

Cleverbot: I was phone.

User:
I was phone

Cleverbot:
No



That's perfect; just flat-out "no".
#39
Quote by herby190


That's perfect; just flat-out "no".


the conversation has now turned in to him suing me for racial profiling.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#40
Quote by itchy guitar
the conversation has now turned in to him suing me for racial profiling.


Too many Pit-monkeys; it learns from whatever people tell it. I tried teaching it Every You Every Me by Placebo..... sadly, it was epic fail.
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