#1
Well today at work, i was really tired and was thinking about random stupid things.

And this thought popped up:

If your dad had a baby with your wife, what relation would it be to you?

Would it be a brother/sister, a son/daughter or something else?
#2
It obviously wouldn't be your son.
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#3
Quote by maiden03
Well today at work, i was really tired and was thinking about random stupid things.

And this thought popped up:

If your dad had a baby with your wife, what relation would it be to you?

Would it be a brother/sister, a son/daughter or something else?



you need to talk to Maury Povich about this.
#5
Quote by xBrando
It obviously wouldn't be your son.

Not my son, but my wifes son, and if im married to my wife, then doesnt that make it my child also?
Like step-son or something?
#6
I'd disown it - solves a lot of problems
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#7
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you need to talk to Maury Povich about this.

Why? It didnt happen, i dont have a wife? Or a girlfriend anymore. (i dumped her)
#11
on some talk show this one guys wife banged her husbands dad and her husband was impotient. and then his dad died while she was preggo with his baby. sorry if this makes no sence. im baked.
#12
bruthasun!!!
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on some talk show this one guys wife banged her husbands dad and her husband was impotient. and then his dad died while she was preggo with his baby. sorry if this makes no sence. im baked.

I understood it all, except for impotient? Whats that?

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bruthasun!!!

Thats what most people i asked said it was, well not that, but they combined son/cousin/brother into one word.

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Would that be incest?

Probably?
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#16
Your thinking things like that eh?
I'd keep an eye on your dad if i were you..
:P
#18
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Your thinking things like that eh?
I'd keep an eye on your dad if i were you..
:P

Its not really that weird for me, last night i was telling someone that you need a license to drive a sandwich.

And a couple of minutes ago, i said this to someone:
it makes me wanna pee my pants, squeeze the pee in to a balloon, freeze in in a freezer, then throw it at their head, knock them out, let the frozen piss melt, then when they wake up, pop the piss balloon on their head!

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he couldent preduce semen

He might be able to? Hes not that old i dont think?
#19
I'd say it would be a brother/sister.

YOu are not related to your wife, but you are related to your father. It would make the child your step-brother.
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#20
Brother/Step-son
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#21
Quote by maiden03
Why? It didnt happen, i dont have a wife? Or a girlfriend anymore. (i dumped her)


wow..that went right over your head. he is the universal paternity expert..only he can really answer this question..duh.
#23
Your Half sister. Yor step daughter. (I think)
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#24
i think it would be step-brother/sister if your dad and wife got married
and then step-son/daughter if you got remarried
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#26
He'd be your half-brother...unless...your wife was your mum
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#27
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He'd be your half-brother...unless...your wife was your mum

Honestly, who marries their mum?
#28


pretty sure that answers all your questions
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pretty sure that answers all your questions

NO! It just raises more, like who is that guy?
#31
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Honestly, who marries their mum?

Their uncle 0_o
daytripper75

Bullieve


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#32
step bro-son..?
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#33
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Honestly, who marries their mum?

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