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#1
Do you shake the dandle, drag the handle, massage the candle or perhaps another exotic method?

I was just at my workplaces toilet and wondered
#5
Milk it like a cow
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#6
TP when available. Otherwise, I just shake it.
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#10
I basically pull a "Kids in the sandbox" but with a sponge.
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#14
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Milk it like a cow


This, plus...

Put a tissue onto the german helmet. Let it absorb the piss.

This. Winning combination. It always works.
#15
I smack my dick on the rim of the toilet bowl.
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#17
All you people using bogroll - I hate to break it to you, but you know all those times you inexplicably have a tiny piece of paper on the tip of your willy, and you spray piss all over the toilet as a result? Yeah, that's why.
#20
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#21
I squeeze really hard, it doesn't work that much but it does feel awesome.
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#23
wring it out, baby.

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#25
Pelvic thrust. Fast. It goes everywhere, but it's not in my pants
#28
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I smack my dick on the rim of the toilet bowl.

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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
#29
Quote by rabidguitarist
I smack my dick on the rim of the toilet bowl.

this made me lol
i generally shake it thrice

anymore than that and it's just masturbation
#30
You should buy a small hoover for this.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#33
The last drops go in my pants.
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#34
i make sure my dog his close by, his fur is quite absorbant.
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#36
I spin around as fast as I can, so it won't go anywhere near me
#37
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Milk it like a cow

this...

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I smack my dick on the rim of the toilet bowl.

penis torture everytime you pee? i'ma vote no...

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Nuff said.

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#38
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spin my willy around to get the place covered in small drops of piss


There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#39
Quote by JohnnyV
this made me lol
i generally shake it thrice

anymore than that and it's just masturbation



isnt masturbation what you go to the toilet for anyways?
#40
Guys, come on. I thought we all knew this rule.

"No matter how much you shake and dance, the last two drops always drop in your pants."
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