#1
I'm 21 guys, what did you get me? I hope its a dick in a box because i've been jealous of a bunch of people who've gotten them before. I hope I dont end up having sex with kensai tonight.....oh wait........ I hope I do.
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#6
i'm getting shipped off to basic training this afternoon... if you knew me at all you would probably think the navy has just given you a 22 week gift....
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#7
happy birthday but I already gave jackolas all my gifts..
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#9
Congratulations, you are one year older than Jackolas.

For assorted gifts and stuff, visit my link that says "IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY?"
DeVillains!
#14
you can have my hatred and loathing if you want...


you motherfucker...
The greatest irony you will face is the fact that we wake up to live in a nightmare
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well played sir, well played
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#15
Here I got you a break dancing puppet.
Last edited by rockonth at Jul 11, 2009,
#16


Pussy in a box?
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