I'm 21 guys, what did you get me? I hope its a dick in a box because i've been jealous of a bunch of people who've gotten them before. I hope I dont end up having sex with kensai tonight.....oh wait........ I hope I do.
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Thank you Jesusaurus.
i'm getting shipped off to basic training this afternoon... if you knew me at all you would probably think the navy has just given you a 22 week gift....
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I once had a sudden urge to rape sheep in Scotland after watching CNN, that was pretty freaky.
happy birthday but I already gave jackolas all my gifts..
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..

Congratulations, you are one year older than Jackolas.

For assorted gifts and stuff, visit my link that says "IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY?"
you can have my hatred and loathing if you want...

you motherfucker...
The greatest irony you will face is the fact that we wake up to live in a nightmare
well played sir, well played
If Canadia wasn't a real place then where would Canadians come from?

Here I got you a break dancing puppet.
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Pussy in a box?
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it's official, vintage x metal is the saving grace of this board and/or the antichrist

e-married to
& alaskan_ninja