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#1
seeing that their has been many awkward threads in the pit lately, I'm thinking that the average pit monkey might have a awkward story or two. So please share yours with the rest of the pit. I'll start:

so one day in my broadcasting class, up in the control room (the control room is where we all chill when we do nothing) there were just two girls in the room and me. randomly I just said, "my dick is huge". The room was absolutely quiet after that. I just walked out.
#2
Once I fucked a mountain gorilla and it couldn't even tell me it loved me afterward.
Quote by Yerjam
Could be, but the most important thing to remember is that it wasn't your fault, even if it was.
#3
Penis.


... That ^

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#4
You're quite smooth with the ladies, aren't you?

Oh, and once, I was peeing in the woods.
#7
Quote by Hergiswi
Once I fucked a mountain gorilla and it couldn't even tell me it loved me afterward.


BAM, this knocked the thread straight out of the muhfackin park.
#9
Quote by Kyle_Brewer

oooooh, glad I'm not you, ts.
Quote by denfilade
For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

She could walk up your pubes with those

Quote by kannon
this post has aids
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
and 07'ers will always be well-respected members of UG society.
#10
well i was in a doctor's wating room, ima random person so...while everyone was talking i just said Sex! Passionately about the time everyone decided to quit talking.
It was quiet for a while.
#12
Quote by FusionGTX
I've only once had an awkward moment, just to see what it was like.

actually, that was my only awkward moment, actually did it on purpose.
#13
Quote by FusionGTX
I've only once had an awkward moment, just to see what it was like.

Quote by Yerjam
Could be, but the most important thing to remember is that it wasn't your fault, even if it was.
#14
Quote by FusionGTX
I've only once had an awkward moment, just to see what it was like.


Stay thirsty, my friends.
Although the masters make the rules
For the wise men and the fools
I got nothing, Ma, to live up to.
#15
Quote by Hergiswi
Once I fucked a mountain gorilla and it couldn't even tell me it loved me afterward.



you just put a massive grin on my face.

#16
Quote by Thin Mr. Jones
Stay thirsty, my friends.

I dont usually have beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis
#17
Quote by Myfirstpubes
I dont usually have beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis



Your username is so good....
#19
wasnt there already thread about awkward moments? anyway, i will share mine...

story: my dad is trying to figure out why there is no memory left on my computer

dad: "i found the problem, you need to delete all this porn right now!"
me: speechless...
then
me:"uhhhh ok..."
Quote by Union Jake

Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off. (Our own, not each others)

Quote by Union Jake
How am i gay? I was jerking it to the women, and i didn't look at my roomates things.
#20
Quote by FusionGTX
I've only once had an awkward moment, just to see what it was like.


You must be the most interesting man in the world.

<_<

>_>

...

<_<

I hope that's the right song...
#21
Quote by fret_racer82
You must be the most interesting man in the world.

<_<

>_>

...

<_<

I hope that's the right song...

nope, thats me
#22
Dude, it was horrible, one time, a created a thread with a complete and utter disregard for the fact that the idea for the thread has been used not once, but hundreds of times in the past...
It.
Was.
Terrible.

-VVV
#23
Quote by fret_racer82
You must be the most interesting man in the world.

<_<

>_>

...

<_<

I hope that's the right song...


You mean commercial?

****in n00b


GEAR:
MiM Fender Stratocaster
Crate GLX212 120 Watt amp
Boss CH.......


You don't care do you?

CLUB SANDWICHES, NOT SEALS
IIIIIIIIIIIExplosions and Boobs. IIIIIIIIIIIII

...mmm, grass
#24
Quote by Veni~Vidi~Vici
Dude, it was horrible, one time, a created a thread with a complete and utter disregard for the fact that the idea for the thread has been used not once, but hundreds of times in the past...
It.
Was.
Terrible.

-VVV

seriously? you're really late. I noticed this after a couple of posts in the thread. I know you're trying to be cool and all by saying, "searchbar lulz" but you're a little late buddy
#25
well, i told my best female friend i like her..... and now i cry myself to sleep at night while Bubba sings me a lullabye..... wait, what?
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
"Trans Princess". You're bitching over nothing, and you know it.
#26
Quote by Myfirstpubes
seriously? you're really late. I noticed this after a couple of posts in the thread. I know you're trying to be cool and all by saying, "searchbar lulz" but you're a little late buddy


Plus he's a July 09er. No bueno.

My moment was when my ex-girlfriend's sister walked in on us. Bad.
#27
somebody explain "09er" please?
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
"Trans Princess". You're bitching over nothing, and you know it.
#29
Quote by fret_racer82
Plus he's a July 09er. No bueno.

My moment was when my ex-girlfriend's sister walked in on us. Bad.

Dec. 08er or something like that.
New account, my old one's Degeneratex14 if you don't believe it.
Seriously though, sorry about the lateness... my damn computer made me think I was posting much earlier if you see what I mean.
#30
Quote by Veni~Vidi~Vici
Dec. 08er or something like that.
New account, my old one's Degeneratex14 if you don't believe it.
Seriously though, sorry about the lateness... my damn computer made me think I was posting much earlier if you see what I mean.

Someone gonna get banned tonight.

Rest in peace, brother.

EDIT: Damn, this IS awkward.
Last edited by crazy8rgood at Jul 11, 2009,
#31
Quote by Veni~Vidi~Vici
Dec. 08er or something like that.
New account, my old one's Degeneratex14 if you don't believe it.
Seriously though, sorry about the lateness... my damn computer made me think I was posting much earlier if you see what I mean.



should I report him or should the mods figure out themselves?

aww, fuck it

*reported*
Last edited by Myfirstpubes at Jul 11, 2009,
#33
Quote by Veni~Vidi~Vici
Dec. 08er or something like that.
New account, my old one's Degeneratex14 if you don't believe it.
Seriously though, sorry about the lateness... my damn computer made me think I was posting much earlier if you see what I mean.


BUSTED.
#35
Quote by Assid Rane
somebody explain "09er" please?

It means you joined in 2009.

Is that really that hard to grasp?
#36
I was in college, vacationing with my family in Ocean City MD. My girlfriend came to stay with us for a few days, sleeping seperately on the sofa, of course. One morning, I was hung over in bed and everyone else was at the beach. My girlfriend snuck back to the condo and jumped in the bed with me. I wasn't really all that crazy about the idea, but she was rubbing herself against me etc... My dad came in soon after and walked down the hall and got a glimpse of us in the bedroom.

"Rt1Rebel, GET OUT HERE!"

I sheepishly walked out to the living room in nothing but my gym shorts. "Dad, I swear, we weren't doing anything!"

My dad pointed directly at my stiffy and said "YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE!"
#38
Quote by crazy8rgood
It means you joined in 2009.

Is that really that hard to grasp?

hey bro chill out. I just recently joined. At school an 09er is someone who graduated this year, but that would be irrelevent to this forum.
****, I thought I had found an online community without seniority bull****.
Eh, so much for my expectations.
But seriously, crazy, your smart alecky rhetorical question was uneeded.
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
"Trans Princess". You're bitching over nothing, and you know it.
#39
Quote by Assid Rane
hey bro chill out. I just recently joined. At school an 09er is someone who graduated this year, but that would be irrelevent to this forum.
****, I thought I had found an online community without seniority bull****.
Eh, so much for my expectations.
But seriously, crazy, your smart alecky rhetorical question was uneeded.

Hey hey, chill. I could care less when you joined.

There's some 09ers on here that are awesome (The Paranoia, Eradicated, etc)

I just thought it was really obvious.
#40
as i said, the only time I've heard 09er is at school
sorry i went on the defensive, I'm used to e-tools acting like badasses. (i.e. 4chan, the GH community)
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
"Trans Princess". You're bitching over nothing, and you know it.
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