#1
Whilst running from a group of fans (that were probably retarded teenage girls), Robert Pattinson (AKA: Edward) was hit by a taxi.

My thoughts: Owned.

If you're running from your fans (note: he wasn't doing anything important, he was merely taking a walk apparently) and you get hit by a car, I'd say you deserve it. Oh how terrible, people love you without even knowing you because you played the main character in some **** movie.
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Jealous much?


Probably. Either that or I'm sick of hearing every 12-16 year old girl in the area say "I'm looking for my Edward"/"You're my own personal brand of heroin"/"TEAM JACOB/EDWARD!"
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That is unfortunate. I hope he is all right.
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#8
op get a life. would you want people you dont know bombarding you for most of your life? pathetic kid.
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op get a life. would you want people you dont know bombarding you for most of your life? pathetic kid.


Not really, probably why I didn't pursue a career in acting and/or join a band with the intent of getting mainstream success.
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#12
the guy is just an actor who got a gig you didnt like. you're an asshole for wishing harm on him.
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Jealous much?


^ this.


dont be mad that every girl in the world is apparently head over heels for his poorly written character......

damn him. good for the taxi
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#18
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That's exactly what I thought when I saw the thread title.
Good that someone is on point.


Twilight is a crap fan-fic camp-vamp series. Can we all agree on that? Him running from people with even less sentience than heroin addicts tells you that it's bad juju to ignore the mentally...handicapped.
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Whilst running from a group of fans (that were probably retarded teenage girls), Robert Pattinson (AKA: Edward) was hit by a taxi.

My thoughts: Owned.

If you're running from your fans (note: he wasn't doing anything important, he was merely taking a walk apparently) and you get hit by a car, I'd say you deserve it. Oh how terrible, people love you without even knowing you because you played the main character in some **** movie.
I also feel the same, just in a different matter.

If you happened to be Jewish and living in areas around Holland, you thoroughly deserve some sort of fire related death. I mean, they deserved it, right OP?

EDIT: Hmm, perhaps I exaggerate, but my point on the OP's stupidity still seems to be there....
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#20
dude this happened like a month ago
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hey op, did you hear MICHAEL JACKSON ****ING DIED????


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#24
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Probably. Either that or I'm sick of hearing every 12-16 year old girl in the area say "I'm looking for my Edward"/"You're my own personal brand of heroin"/"TEAM JACOB/EDWARD!"



im gonna have to agree here
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Probably. Either that or I'm sick of hearing every 12-16 year old girl in the area say "I'm looking for my Edward"/"You're my own personal brand of heroin"/"TEAM JACOB/EDWARD!"


So they inject him into their veins, and usually OD on him, or he ****s up their awesome music career? Hm.
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#26
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The french original was way better.

#27
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This sums it up pretty good, although I am envious of his looks.


his looks?

he is so not hot..quite gross actually..but thats just my opinion.

and the movie was sooooo stupid..and im into vampires..but that was some bull.

and why the hell is he running from people? does he think he is that much better than someone..sign some autographs and they would probably be on their way.