#1
Just as the title states, what are some of the funniest conversations you've had in messneger/IRC?

Sean says:
- Dude, what if you were asleep with some chick, and you woke up to her giving you head and you really had to piss?
- You reach a dilemma
Josh says:
- hmmm
- Not sure
- if she looked unattractive I'd give her a black eye
- with my penis
Sean says:
- xD
- If it was an attractive girl
Josh says:
- I'd let her finish her job
Sean says:
- Do you trust your wiener enough to keep you from bleeding the lizard in her face though?
Josh says:
- hm
- Damn you xD
- Not sure dude
Sean says:
- But if you stop it you kill the mood
- you can't take a piss and expect her to put that back in her mouth
- That's a big problem
- This could be a roadblock you come across in your life
- And you know what?
- You'll probably start laughing your ass off
- because we had this very conversation xD
- and you know what happens when you laugh really hard when you have to pee really bad?
- That's right
- I just cockblocked you years in advance
Josh says:
- FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

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PSN: BeastlyBassist
Steam: Beastly396
#2
Betsy: WILL[me], why haven't you been at school
Me: My Gran died, been like sorting things out.
Betsy: Oh ****! Is she okay?

I love that girl.
#3
Yeah, I'm going to post you my private conversations! And indeed do it behind the other person's back!
#4
Quote by webbtje
Yeah, I'm going to post you my private conversations!

Nobody ever said it was mandatory

EDIT to your edit: You don't have to post their identity either, I fail to see how the concept of this thread is so complex and mind bottling
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

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Last edited by BeastlyBassist at Jul 12, 2009,
#5
Quote by webbtje
Yeah, I'm going to post you my private conversations! And indeed do it behind the other person's back!


n00b.
#7
Quote by nospacesallowed
Betsy: WILL[me], why haven't you been at school
Me: My Gran died, been like sorting things out.
Betsy: Oh ****! Is she okay?

I love that girl.





now i love her
Listens to Jazz

Quote by Local666Union
each time I piss in the dark I'm afraid that some wierd plant is going to eat my dick



#8
A
my feet are cold =x
B
awww
want a food massage?
A
LOL
B
foot
lol
A
xD
that could be one of two things:
1. Massage involving food on skin, eg whipped cream, or:
2. Massaging my dinner, on the plate
B
i like option one
A
of course you do
B
haha and you dont? lol
A
srs?
B
brb
A
*B* has a food fetish
i herd u lyk teh mudcaekz
B
i do not have afood fetish!
but i do like teh mudcakes
XD
A
lol
B
i had a donut today
A
what type
B
guess
A
chocolate?
B
*nods*
A
wooh i am correct

I thought it was funny. Was lolin at the time.
#9
Friend: Hey, the game.
Me: -_-
Me: fuck your mother.
Friend: no u lol :P
Me: Dude, at that party on tuesday Riley [his gf] gave me head i swear
Me: Sorry, Broseph.
Friend: [blank]
Friend: Dude are u serious??
Me: Yeah...
Me: no oolololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Me: I wouldn't stick my dick somewhere a milliion other guys' dicks have been
Friend: -.-
Friend: D: dude your a dick
Friend: You did that to me made me flip shit and shit because of the game
Friend: ?*
Me: yalolol.
Me: Next time youll think twice before uttering those words.
Friend: lol watevz
Me: Or else I'll titfuck riley <_<

***Friend signs off

Eh, it's the best I've got on hand.
Daron. The Pit loves you.
daron aka kosmic is now a pit legend
Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
Last edited by kosmic at Jul 12, 2009,
#10
Me: what up , you got the money you owe me for the beers last night?
friend: he's not here righr now...its his mother...
me:...
friend: just kidding dip **** ill bring it over later

Listens to Jazz

Quote by Local666Union
each time I piss in the dark I'm afraid that some wierd plant is going to eat my dick



#11
Quote by Le_Bunny
A
my feet are cold =x
B
awww
want a food massage?
A
LOL
B
foot
lol
A
.
.
.
B
i had a donut today
A
what type
B
guess
A
chocolate?
B
*nods*
A
wooh i am correct

I thought it was funny. Was lolin at the time.


Proof that people are in fact getting dumber.
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#12
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crazy man says: (5:33:51 PM)
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\m/att says: (5:36:10 PM)
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crazy man says: (5:39:29 PM)
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\m/att says: (5:41:17 PM)
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crazy man says: (5:42:56 PM)
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matt
\m/att says: (5:43:24 PM)
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crazy man says: (5:43:39 PM)
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crazy man says: (5:43:52 PM)
v1
\m/att says: (5:44:12 PM)
I'm not gonna bother talking to you if you're just gonna talk ****
crazy man says: (5:44:31 PM)
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crazy man says: (5:44:47 PM)
***
crazy man says: (5:44:48 PM)
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crazy man says: (5:44:51 PM)
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\m/att says: (5:44:58 PM)
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crazy man says: (5:45:13 PM)
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crazy man says: (6:25:53 PM)
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matt
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crazy man says: (7:53:56 PM)
matt
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\m/att says: (7:54:02 PM)
yep
crazy man says: (7:54:08 PM)
hey
crazy man says: (7:54:27 PM)
what are u do now
crazy man says: (7:54:42 PM)
have u done your homework
\m/att says: (7:54:49 PM)
Nup
crazy man says: (7:55:00 PM)
u are dead
crazy man says: (7:55:08 PM)
in sicence
crazy man says: (7:55:47 PM)
oi do ur science homew
crazy man says: (7:56:04 PM)
we have to finish it
\m/att says: (7:56:07 PM)
naah
crazy man says: (7:56:24 PM)
u are a jew matt
crazy man says: (7:56:31 PM)
rhys is over
\m/att says: (7:56:53 PM)
I know
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crazy man says: (8:02:18 PM)
matt
\m/att says: (8:02:37 PM)
wut
crazy man says: (8:03:00 PM)
matt you do not talk on msn
\m/att says: (8:03:50 PM)
yeah, cause you have nothing to talk about. Everytime I come on you just talk about me, and gay sex
crazy man says: (8:05:30 PM)
no we talk and 10 min u say what so u boring
crazy man says: (8:06:06 PM)
see
crazy man says: (8:06:23 PM)
10 min later what
\m/att says: (8:06:38 PM)
hmm, its not like you're the only person on my contacts list :P
crazy man says: (8:07:29 PM)
get rid of that ct photo man its a bad reputation
crazy man says: (8:08:23 PM)
go matt respond
\m/att says: (8:08:29 PM)
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\m/att says: (8:09:08 PM)
changed?
crazy man says: (8:09:30 PM)
contack photo
\m/att says: (8:09:59 PM)
wtf? contact photo? wuddya mean?
crazy man says: (8:10:07 PM)
ok
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it good
\m/att says: (8:10:21 PM)
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crazy man says: (8:10:37 PM)
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\m/att says: (8:10:45 PM)
play stabwound is a mind**** though haha
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u emo
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wtf? Tech Death metal doesn't equal emo
crazy man says: (8:11:58 PM)
yes it is
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matt are u there 10 min later what
\m/att says: (8:13:11 PM)
yeah godamn it, im here
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#13
Him:
- no no. let it keep getting bigger. bigger is a good thing
- Go on.. say it.
Me:
- thatswhatshesaid
Him:
- *claps*
Me:
- I held it back as long as I could
- whichiswhathesaid
Him:
- lmao
- It never gets old no matter how many times
- oh shi-
- That's what she said.
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

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PSN: BeastlyBassist
Steam: Beastly396
#15
Was talking about a convo I had with a girl on MSN to a friend -

Friend: Wow you talk to girls on MSN? I thought they only used Bebo!
Me: No, I've got loads of girls on MSN! Like...
Me: *scrolls through contacts*
...
Me: 13 1/2!
Friend 13 AND A HALF???

:p True too.
#16
not the funniest, but i cbf looking back furtther than june chat logs

(7:14 PM) ɥƨ!ɯᴟm[ME]: im installing ****ing itunes
(7:14 PM) ɥƨ!ɯᴟm: argh
(7:14 PM) ɥƨ!ɯᴟm: darn it to heck
(7:14 PM) Meeehhll: but EVerYbOy LOOOVESS itunes
(7:14 PM) ɥƨ!ɯᴟm: sif
(7:14 PM) Meeehhll: why are you downloading it if you SO STRONGLY OPPOSE IT?
(7:14 PM) Meeehhll: i like itunes
(7:15 PM) Meeehhll: I CONFORMED
(7:15 PM) Meeehhll: i admit
(7:15 PM) ɥƨ!ɯᴟm: so i can make an account to download tap tap revolution
(7:15 PM) Meeehhll: i LIKE IPODS TOO
(7:15 PM) ɥƨ!ɯᴟm: on the iphone
(7:15 PM) Meeehhll: ooh
(7:15 PM) Meeehhll: lol
(7:15 PM) Meeehhll: dont you have to
(7:15 PM) Meeehhll: pay for that?
(7:15 PM) Meeehhll: cause i tried to get an account
(7:15 PM) Meeehhll: but it asked me for a credit card number
(7:15 PM) Meeehhll: so i was leik nao
(7:15 PM) ɥƨ!ɯᴟm: itunes is totally trying to rip everyone off
(7:16 PM) ɥƨ!ɯᴟm: its a scam
(7:16 PM) ɥƨ!ɯᴟm: a money grubbing scam
(7:16 PM) Meeehhll:
(7:16 PM) Meeehhll: BUT SO PRETTY
(7:16 PM) Meeehhll: msn is fail
(7:16 PM) Meeehhll: it always says my game has failed to load
(7:16 PM) Meeehhll: and then
(7:16 PM) ɥƨ!ɯᴟm: it says waiting
(7:16 PM) Meeehhll: whaddya know
(7:16 PM) Meeehhll: it works
(7:16 PM) Meeehhll: gogogogooggog
(7:16 PM) ɥƨ!ɯᴟm: aw nup im not givin em any credit card ****
(7:16 PM) Meeehhll: exactly
(7:17 PM) ɥƨ!ɯᴟm: it was like "itunes is loading album artwork. if you quit, it will not load the album artwork. do you want to quit?"
(7:17 PM) ɥƨ!ɯᴟm: it was totally like "think of the ALBUM ARTWORK! thirty thousand children are starving todeat h!
(7:18 PM) ɥƨ!ɯᴟm: would you let that happen to the ALBUM ARTWORK
(7:18 PM) Meeehhll: processing...
(7:18 PM) Meeehhll: eye twitches
(7:18 PM) Meeehhll: ooh
(7:18 PM) Meeehhll: i thoguht you said YOu were like
(7:18 PM) Meeehhll: did it say that?
(7:18 PM) Meeehhll: I DONT UNDERSTAND