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#1
I'm not proud of this Pit... but it came up in conversation between me and Birdy266. Let me just let you all know from right now that I would never do this again... unless the same situation arised.

When I was about 8 years old I was having a dream. It was about killing a witch. It was pretty much in video game style, except I had a gun.

I was a pretty hardcore 8 year old.

So anyway, the dreams ends when my mother is waking me up, telling me to get ready for school.

So I wake up and start getting dressed into my school clothes, cursing my mother for ruining such an epic dream.

My bladder gets the best of me and I have to pee. At this stage I'm naked.

"I can't just go from my room to the toilet naked!" my 8 year old self said.

I started peeing on my floor.

About 5 seconds into it, my mother walked in.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" She wasn't happy.

Pit, would you please liberate me. When have you been caught doing things that should only take a short time, but people have walked in just at the wrong moment?


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#2
Ya, my mom walked in on me taking a **** into my coffee mug when I was 23. There was a spider in the bathroom and I was too scared to go in
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#3
no i cant say as i have. . .
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#4
wat?
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#5
what the hell

like they say "the past is the past" so yeah
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#6
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god....that was epic...
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#7
Iv never done that kind **** dude, why not just put some clothes on?!
But yeah, I was once walked in on while ****ing my ex, by her dad with MY mum on the phone.
That was pretty bad
#11
yep i got caught on the pit, my dad put me in a Hessen Sack, tied me up, hung me from the rafters in the garage and breat me with a broom handle for 13 hours straight.... i mean, i fell down stairs.
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#12
man it wouldnt of killed u to throw on a pair of shorts and run to the bathroom eh?

btw yeh......i remember being like 3 years old....and , with a stiffy, getting my mom to point mr. big down for me...
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#13
Lol at the guy with the mug.

Why didn't you do it in the garden?
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Ya, my mom walked in on me taking a **** into my coffee mug when I was 23. There was a spider in the bathroom and I was too scared to go in

I just imagined a 23 year old taking a dump into a coffee mug


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#16
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man it wouldnt of killed u to throw on a pair of shorts and run to the bathroom eh?

btw yeh......i remember being like 3 years old....and , with a stiffy, getting my mom to point mr. big down for me...


children dont have the ability to get an erection until about 7years old at the earliest.
so either your lying, or your too embarresed to admit in was when you were 17.
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#17
Wtf???
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#18
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children dont have the ability to get an erection until about 7years old at the earliest.
so either your lying, or your too embarresed to admit in was when you were 17.





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#19
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Pit, would you please liberate me. When have you been caught doing things that should only take a short time, but people have walked in just at the wrong moment?
lol @ unnecessary inclusion of witch dream.

I was a very weird kid, but I don't think I really got 'caught' doing anything bad when I was young.

In recent memory, it would have been the incident where an estate agent showing round two people viewing the house I'm renting walked in on me having sex...
#20
you cared about bieng seen naked by your own family when your were 8?! wow, is it just me that thinks that a bit weird?

lol at coffee mu, why not just kill the spider?
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#21
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When I was about 8 years old I was having a dream. It was about killing a witch. It was pretty much in video game style, except I had a gun.


What does this have to do with anything?
#22
Quote by Mr.Pink101
children dont have the ability to get an erection until about 7years old at the earliest.
so either your lying, or your too embarresed to admit in was when you were 17.



first of all u can get a erection like when u are 6 months old
second im 16 so HA!!!!!!!!!!!
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#23
Quote by Mr.Pink101
children dont have the ability to get an erection until about 7years old at the earliest.
so either your lying, or your too embarresed to admit in was when you were 17.
Dude I've seen baby's getting an erection when they woke up.
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#24
Quote by Mr.Pink101
children dont have the ability to get an erection until about 7years old at the earliest.
so either your lying, or your too embarresed to admit in was when you were 17.


I dread to think how you know this....


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lol @ unnecessary inclusion of witch dream.

I was a very weird kid, but I don't think I really got 'caught' doing anything bad when I was young.

In recent memory, it would have been the incident where an estate agent showing round two people viewing the house I'm renting walked in on me having sex...

Does this happen often?

*thinks about becoming real-estate agent*


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#26
I was watching Lost and I really had to piss but didn't want to miss it so I pissed in a cup and at the commercial I ran to the bathroom to throw it out. Except my Dad was getting out of the bathroom, and I ran into him and then the piss cup spilled all over his shirt. I got grounded
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lol @ unnecessary inclusion of witch dream.

it's actually a brilliant story-telling device. it really lets you know where he's coming from.

i've never had a wee on the floor or a poo in a cup.
#28
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Does this happen often?

*thinks about becoming real-estate agent*
Only the once for me. She doesn't do viewings on my house anymore since I yelled at her for cockblocking me, her male colleague does them instead. I always ask for a day's notice just to be safe. lol.
#29
When I was around 6 or 7 years old, my family was getting new carpet for our main room and it was about an 8 foot long tube that weighed around 50 or 60 lbs. (I doubt it), and I was horny...so I...humped the...uh...carpet tube.
Then, my mom walked out and said, "What the hell are you doing?!"
I put my dick in my pants, stood up, turned around and said, "You piss me off!"
If you're having a threesome with a lady friend and the guy comes up behind you and starts tickling your balls, can you file for sexual harassment?


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When I was around 6 or 7 years old, my family was getting new carpet for our main room and it was about an 8 foot long tube that weighed around 50 or 60 lbs. (I doubt it), and I was horny...so I...humped the...uh...carpet tube.
Then, my mom walked out and said, "What the hell are you doing?!"
I put my dick in my pants, stood up, turned around and said, "You piss me off!"




btw awesome username


edit: man that is 1 place i would not want rugburn ......
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I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

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In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
O_o
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#31
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When I was around 6 or 7 years old, my family was getting new carpet for our main room and it was about an 8 foot long tube that weighed around 50 or 60 lbs. (I doubt it), and I was horny...so I...humped the...uh...carpet tube.
Then, my mom walked out and said, "What the hell are you doing?!"
I put my dick in my pants, stood up, turned around and said, "You piss me off!"



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The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
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Ya, my mom walked in on me taking a **** into my coffee mug when I was 23. There was a spider in the bathroom and I was too scared to go in


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#33
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btw awesome username


edit: man that is 1 place i would not want rugburn ......



The tube was covered in plastic wrap so it was making that sound when you rub your hand on plastic wrap with some pressure. That's what drew my mom out.
If you're having a threesome with a lady friend and the guy comes up behind you and starts tickling your balls, can you file for sexual harassment?


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#35
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The tube was covered in plastic wrap so it was making that sound when you rub your hand on plastic wrap with some pressure. That's what drew my mom out.



*squeak squeak squeak*

O_O son what are u doin O_O

you piss me off!!!!!!!


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I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

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In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
O_o
#36
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Ya, my mom walked in on me taking a **** into my coffee mug when I was 23. There was a spider in the bathroom and I was too scared to go in

That may be sigged
#38
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Dude I've seen baby's getting an erection when they woke up.

So you watch them while they're sleeping...naked...
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#39
^^

Dude, pics abit big
but I totally agree haha
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So you watch them while they're sleeping...naked...
*stupidly massive picture*


Nice avatar.

This thread is awesome.

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