#1
Heya pitmonkeys, there's this emo kid at school and he's really innocent. So, we told him the hyman was the bit linking the glans and the foreskin, and it was unnatural, and it had to be snipped off with scissors. funny thing is, the next day, he acted all cool saying he "snipped his hyman". and we're gonna video tape him acting cool about it again, tell him the truth and video tape his reaction, which we will then put on youtube. I call it operation hyman reaction.
#2
Hymen?
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#3
cool story bro
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#4
OP's a ***
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#6
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OP's a ***

that is a neat avatar
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#8
I'm gonna act like I'd have a brain and report this sh!t.

*reported*
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#11
Wow, you're pathetic.
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#13
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The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#14
Once some people in my school asked this weird kid if he'd reched puberty. He said yes. They then said that you only have gone through puberty if you have a period out of your ass. He looked panicked, and then said, 'Oh yeah, I had that last year,' before running off.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#19
Dude when I make the video I'm going to upload it as proof
I'll try and get footage tomorrow. Serves him god damned well right for acting all cool and getting cocky over his biology mark. shows he doesn't know jack ****.
lighten the hell up.
#23
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Dude when I make the video I'm going to upload it as proof
I'll try and get footage tomorrow. Serves him god damned well right for acting all cool and getting cocky over his biology mark. shows he doesn't know jack ****.
lighten the hell up.


The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#27
I thought this might be semi-serious at first, but now my suspicions have been confirmed.



*reported*

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