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#4
It has already been posted.
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#6
THERE IS A GOD!!!!


Please, Ozzy, PLEASE Hire back Jake E. Lee!!!

(I hate Zakk Wylde)
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#7
Awesome! Although to tell you the truth, I'd rather Ozzy kick out Ozzy.
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#8
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THERE IS A GOD!!!!


Please, Ozzy, PLEASE Hire back Jake E. Lee!!!

(I hate Zakk Wylde)


Word on the street (aka internet web pages) says that Ozzy is looking into John 5. Which would be a much better choice than Zakk.
#10
More time for Zakk to focus on BLS

I like BLS
Curious to see how the rest of Ozzy's career will play out now
#11
well, they made some good tunes together, but those days are gone
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#12
or create a time machine to save Randy Rhoads, but i think terminators have a patent on that or something...
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#13
ozzy had a point about his stuff starting to sound like BLS. i liked zakks older stuff, but its gotten ridiculous tbh
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#14
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It has already been posted.

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#16
A guy from Greece coming in? GUS G.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But seriously, Ozzy is right. Black Rain wasn't that good. Wylde's guitar completely mismatches the rest of the music, including ozzy's voice. It sounds too much like BLS and doesn't have that epicness that ozzy's music is known for.
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#17
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or create a time machine to save Randy Rhoads, but i think terminators have a patent on that or something...

Yeah it's a shame Doc Brown didn't patent them before the Terminators did ... damn Animatronic-Americans
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#18
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or create a time machine to save Randy Rhoads, but i think terminators have a patent on that or something...

Randy Rhoads is to busy playing epic concerts in heaven with Cliff Burton and giving Dime some pointers.
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#21
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I guess his overdrive wasn't crushing enough..

That's because that joke wasn't funny enough... Seriously overused dude. "Crushing Overdrive" should suffer the same fate as "The Pear". It's annoying
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#22
HELL MOTHER****ING **** DAMN YEAH! I hate Zakk Wylde. He completely is wrong for Ozzy's voice!
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#23
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Word on the street (aka internet web pages) says that Ozzy is looking into John 5. Which would be a much better choice than Zakk.


Who the hell is John 5?

I still say bring Jake E. Lee back...or Brad Gillis...i'm sure he isn't doing much these days.
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Well Taz is just full retard
I think you'll find that the more acceptable term is "australian"

Funniest Exchange i've read on UG

I would have consensual relations with Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Call me Dean or Vill
#24
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Who the hell is John 5?

This guy
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#28
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I guess his overdrive wasn't crushing enough..


It already crushed his musicianship with Ozzy....

INTOLERANCE IS IGNORANCE


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#29
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Oh...thats who that guy is...

...I don't think i'd want him playing with Ozzy...but, then again...i'm not Ozzy...who knows whats gonna happen...
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Well Taz is just full retard
I think you'll find that the more acceptable term is "australian"

Funniest Exchange i've read on UG

I would have consensual relations with Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Call me Dean or Vill
#30
Quote by you = fail
that is actually pretty scummy of Ozzy

+1, it's kind of depressing tbh
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First you put your pants on your head.
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#32
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That is the ONE time I've EVER found one of those to be funny.

As for the news, I'm glad he's replacing him. Now I can listen to Ozzy again, instead of the Ozzy and Zakk Squeally Show.
#33
Quote by BeethovensBust
Word on the street (aka internet web pages) says that Ozzy is looking into John 5. Which would be a much better choice than Zakk.

I saw John 5 play with ozzy and tob zombie together with zack wylde. I thought John was better. But I hate ozzy. He's too old and his voice got annoying a long time ago. I think John 5 needs to be in a band though.
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#37
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John 5 replacing Zakk Wylde?
Not a huge fan of Zakk, but...
Ugh.


John 5 is way too much talent for Ozzy...
#38
ozzy looks like my grandmother now anyways
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#40
he needs to enlist russ f*cking parrish of steel panther fame(?)
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