#1
So i just had the sexual intercourse with the girl next to me. It is 4:23am and i am on my ipod touch.


Discuss..
#2
Quote by codynw42
So i just had the sexual intercourse with the girl next to me. It is 4:23am and i am on my ipod touch.


Discuss..

In the sex thread.
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#3
That was deep.
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#4
spam

*reported*
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#6
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nobody thinks you're cool

This. About as cool as AIDs maybe.
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#11
Quote by codynw42
I have those!!


So you're proud of it?
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#12
to be honest.................i think your a dick
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#13
You are not cool.

edit: must've been your first time, huh? Or else you would not be so proud. Possibility #2 is you're high.
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Last edited by c_man471 at Jul 13, 2009,
#14
Quote by kwidjibo1
to be honest.................i think your a dick



Well i dont pay you to think hot lips

In fact

I dont pay you at all!!


Count it.
#16
Quote by c_man471
You are not cool.

edit: must've been your first time, huh? Or else you would not be so proud. Possibility #2 is you're high.



Nooope. Just reeeeeealy bored now. Watching jackass. Figured id see how many people i can e-piss off at 5 in the morning. But no i dont think im still high. I smoked a couple bowls at like 10. Sooo. Nah
#17
Quote by codynw42
Nooope. Just reeeeeealy bored now. Watching jackass. Figured id see how many people i can e-piss off at 5 in the morning. But no i dont think im still high. I smoked a couple bowls at like 10. Sooo. Nah



So since you aren't high it means it WAS your first time. Bet you think you're real pimp, huh? Get a life.


edit: pics or GTFO
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#18
Quote by c_man471
So since you aren't high it means it WAS your first time. Bet you think you're real pimp, huh? Get a life.


edit: pics or GTFO



Quite incorrect good sir. I just got out of a 2 yr relationship. This is the first time ive had sex since that relationship ended.

EDIT: wrong again. I KNOW im a real pimp.
#20
Quote by codynw42
Quite incorrect good sir. I just got out of a 2 yr relationship. This is the first time ive had sex since that relationship ended.


You're post will not be respected because you have not adhered to the second principle of my post. Good day sir. *Tips hat and kindly dismisses*
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