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#1
That his new girlfriend is a complete slut and to stop talking about her in front to me. All he does is talk about what they do and how they have sex and **** and frankly, I don't care cause I don't want to hear the details of any of my friends sex lives, and he talks about he like she's a model, but she's so average looking. Plus, he always says "you're never gonna find a girl like her" and I wanna say I don't want to cause she's a *****, but I don't want him to throw a bitch fit. She went to prom with another guy while they were dating, and hooked up with him and my friend didn't care, plus she ****ed at least 8 guys in the past year. She's so easy and I just hate her, but I can't think of a way to tell him nicely or even just without being a complete dick that she's not a girl most guys would really wanna date.

I've been friends with him forever and I don't want him to get pissed and never talk to me just cause of this dumb bitch.
Last edited by OnlyIbanez12 at Jul 13, 2009,
#4
He actually says "You're never gonna find a girl like her"?

Hit him. He's being a dick, there's no need to be nice about it.
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#5
Quote by mrcrono
"Hey, can we stop talking about this please?"

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not gonna work. Already said that exact thing.
#6
copy & paste it to your friend
and just change he to you
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#7
Tell him to STFU?
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#8
Why don't you just bone her? That's about as good a chance you've got of proving him wrong.
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#9
Quote by EEE_ELLL_OHH
Why don't you just bone her? That's about as good a chance you've got of proving him wrong.
I have no desire to.
#10
Say those exact words to him. If hes being a dick be a dick back. Why hold back?
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#12
Quote by SoftParade1967
Say those exact words to him. If hes being a dick be a dick back. Why hold back?
Cause I can take it and I know he won't. Even after they break up, if I'm a dick to him, he won't talk to me.
#13
Sluts are awesome, better than whores. Yes there is a difference
Last edited by Lord Mudkipz at Jul 13, 2009,
#15
tell him that you have a gf just as hot as her and that you even banged her last night.

then tell him that it was his gf.
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#16
**** her.

Also just tell him the truth. I had a friend who had a gf like this (not too this extreme, she just liked making out with other guys) and I always told him she's a bitch and it finally sunk in. They broke up a few months ago and the other day he told her he's ****ed other chicks, which is something he wouldn't have done in the past. He was kinda whipped.
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#18
Quote by OnlyIbanez12
Cause I can take it and I know he won't. Even after they break up, if I'm a dick to him, he won't talk to me.


If they break up tell him I told you she was a bad person and I warned you, you dont need to be a dick to him after they break up. Just while there going out so you can get your point across to him that shes bad news.
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#20
When he says you're not going to find a girl better than her, leave The Pit and find an actual girlfriend.

And just tell him the truth. Show him what is right.
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#21
If she's so easy, then shag her anyway - I know you don't like her at all, but get drunk, just grin and bear it - then hopefully your friend will ditch her. But then, he may kill you, so I'm not sure how well that'll work.
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#22
tell him to pull his head out of his ass. no offense, but your friend sounds like a douche bag, if he's bein an ass like that, there's gotta be something he's jealous of you about unless he's just truly an ass
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#23
I agree with most of the others. If he's being such a dick, respond in a similar manner. If he can't take it, he's a little self important bitch.

I was in the exact same situation a year ago, except my friend's girlfriend was just plain ugly.
#24
Quote by Ylasto
When he says you're not going to find a girl better than her, leave The Pit and find an actual girlfriend.

And just tell him the truth. Show him what is right.
I have one, and she's much better than her, and I tell him that and says no. I really want to kick his ass, but I'm trying to be somewhat mature about it.
#25
If he says you can't get a girl like that, just tell him to shut the **** up...
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#27
Quote by OnlyIbanez12
She's so easy and I just hate her, but I can't think of a way to tell him nicely or even just without being a complete dick that she's not a girl most guys would really wanna date.


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#28
If he's your friend just say it to him in a nice way? shouldn't be too hard.
#29
Just say "From a psychological point of view, talking about your sex life with me can cause serious trust issues with your girlfriend, and henceforth, she may end the relationship. So, for the good of your relationship (which will probably end soon enough anyway), don't talk about your sexlife."

I get away with saying really bad things about people by saying stuff about psychology in the same sentence.
Last edited by TEK34 at Jul 13, 2009,
#31
Tell him staight up.
He's probably not gonna listen anyways.
And then someday he'll find out shes a slut and say "You were right brah"

But what impresses me the most is that you're actually nice to a guy friend about this kind of shxt.
I'd just be like "Damn bro you're a fxckin dumbass, your bxtch is a whxre"
(Yeah I'd say it with all the "x"'s just to tone it down abit so he wouldn't punch me in my face) lulz


#32
Quote by Lord Mudkipz
Sluts are awesome, better than whores. Yes there is a difference


bro, sluts only break hearts...

to TS: just tell your friend the truth, if he doesn't listen he'll find out the hard way when she has another guy's kid.
#33
Quote by TEK34
Just say "From a psychological point of view, talking about your sex life with me can cause serious trust issues with your girlfriend, and henceforth, she may end the relationship. So, for the good of your relationship (which will probably end soon enough anyway), don't talk about your sexlife."

I get away with saying really bad things about people by saying stuff about psychology in the same sentence.
I might actually say that. He'll believe me and think I actually know what I'm saying and it seems like it's true.
#34
Quote by LesZao
Tell him staight up.
He's probably not gonna listen anyways.
And then someday he'll find out shes a slut and say "You were right brah"

Then say it this way: "Dump her before you get the GonoherpesyphilAIDs."

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#35
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Lol TS needs to take his friend's girlfriend over to TGI Fridays parking lot
#36
Who cares if he has a bitch fit? Stop being a pussy yourself and grow a pair. Then when he says:

"You're never going to find a girl this good..."

you go in for the kill and say:

"Why the fuck would I want to? She's a goddamn slut."

Then prepare yourself with whore insults for when he comes back at you.

"She has been banged more times than a shithouse door."
"She is so easy a caveman could do her."
"She should be called a radio station because she's so easy to pick up."
"Your girlfriend has seen more ceilings than Michelangelo."
#37
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Someone's jealous

QFT.

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"Your girlfriend has seen more ceilings than Michelangelo."

LOVE it.
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#39
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Who cares if he has a bitch fit? Stop being a pussy yourself and grow a pair. Then when he says:

"You're never going to find a girl this good..."

you go in for the kill and say:

"Why the fuck would I want to? She's a goddamn slut."

Then prepare yourself with whore insults for when he comes back at you.

"She has been banged more times than a shithouse door."
"She is so easy a caveman could do her."
"She should be called a radio station because she's so easy to pick up."
"Your girlfriend has seen more ceilings than Michelangelo."
lmfao, I actually want to say some of those to him. **** it, next time he says it I'm gonna pull that psychology bull**** and if that doesn't work I'll flat out tell him shut the **** up.
#40
Quote by OnlyIbanez12
Not at all. Why would I want her if I have a girlfriend already?

You'd rather have his? I'm kidding anyway. I say live and let live, but I know everyone is too stupid to do that.
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