#1
I'm not being funny but the area around my sphincter stings like hell.

It started only about an hour ago and my initial thought was to sign up to this forum to get some help.

I've also noticed substantial bleeding which i've just now managed to stop by slapping on some of the old Vaseline.

It's becoming unbearable and i'd really appreciate if anyone had any suggestions as to what i should do next.

Thanks

P.s. Say no to anal.
Seriously.
#6
Don't get raped and it won't happen
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#8
yall niggas postin in a troll thread
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#11
This is retarded, why post here? It's plain stupid. Use some damn common sense and go see a doctor.


Fool.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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#12
you created an account today, and you post THIS thread? obvious troll is obvious

*reported*
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#15
Piles to the max?
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#16
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you created an account today, and you post THIS thread? obvious troll is obvious

*reported*


Hey, i created my account today just to get advice from here.
Troll?
Sorry for the misunderstanding.
#17
Its called a rectal prolapse, I recomend a no fibre diet and eating rocks to fix it.
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#18
It's just that creating an account to get advice that is plainly obvious is just a bit thick.


BTW, your username has "crack" in it, which makes this situation all the more funnier.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#20
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It's just that creating an account to get advice that is plainly obvious is just a bit thick.


BTW, your username has "crack" in it, which makes this situation all the more funnier.


Haha.
I think you'll find it's Cruck not Crack.
#21
My bad, it was still slightly retarded though.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#22
did anybody else read the thread title to the "sex is on fire" backing music..
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#23
Heeeellllllppppp, My Arse is on fiiiiiire
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#24
Quote by will123456789
did anybody else read the thread title to the "sex is on fire" backing music..

You can imagine that.


"This Arse is on FIIIIIIIIRRRREEEE..."

No guys that didn't sound good.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#26
Ass cancer.

Sorry for your loss.
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I would join in and make it an orgy, f*cking my father up the ass while he gives it hard to my sweet little pumpkin, culminating in me cumming all over his bearded face.


...is that what you wanted to hear?

#27
Thanks everyone for the advice.
Well not everyone
Your probably happy to hear it's started dieing down now.
Just a bit numb.
Must have just been the Blunt force trauma.

Seeya.
#30
*reported*

THIS MAN IS A TROLL.
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#31
Shove a hose up there that should put out the fire. That and use lube not butter next time .

Also doctor...
#32
Yet his retarded arse thread has made 2 pages already.

But yes, is obvious.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#33
pics or gtfo.....at least before it gets closed.
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