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alright, guys. this is exactly how it happened:

i was in the kitchen, making a bacon and tuna fish sandwich, when i got to thinking of the worst possible things that could ever happen. it was at this moment, that a ray of divine inspiration, sent by almighty god himself, entered my brain. this inspiration was in the form of a phrase, which was in the form of the worst thing that could ever happen to a man. this phrase was:

"cockpunched by an emu"

now, like any redblooded american male, i instantly returned to the internet/occasional sleeping room, and entered this divine verbiage into google. much to my dismay, this phrase seems to be without precedent on the internet! humanity is deprived of it!


and there must be many more of these phrases, which humanity does not yet know it is missing. it is our duty to bring them to the people! so, pit monkeys, please share with me your phrases which are not on the internet, but should be. DO IT!
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cockslapped by a Makik.

That's worse.
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#7
Meh...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#8
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This thread turned out about as well as I expected it to.

QUITE....well?
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#9
Ass raped by a carrot-weilding giraffe?

idk...I fail
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#12
Damn.

This thread definitely got cockpunched by an emu and I haven't even read any of the posts yet.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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Quote by sneyob
Damn.

This thread definitely got cockpunched by an emu and I haven't even read any of the posts yet.

yea, theres no originality in the pit.

not even of the retarded variety.
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One time I fell over and crushed my thumb between my body and the railing of the starwell I was on. It hurt a lot. I blurted out the first few words that came to my head.

"JESUS CHRIST IN A BITCHLOAD OF HELL!"
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#17
But...
By posting it here, it makes its way on to the internet. But if you don't post it, it's still not on the internet, and should be posted.
#18
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But...
By posting it here, it makes its way on to the internet. But if you don't post it, it's still not on the internet, and should be posted.

thats the point. the internet needs to know.
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thats the point. the internet needs to know.



Who are you to deem what we "need" to know. I was quite content in my un-cockpunched my an emu ignorance.
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#20
Quote by Zugunruhe
alright, guys. this is exactly how it happened:

i was in the kitchen, making a bacon and tuna fish sandwich, when i got to thinking of the worst possible things that could ever happen. it was at this moment, that a ray of divine inspiration, sent by almighty god himself, entered my brain. this inspiration was in the form of a phrase, which was in the form of the worst thing that could ever happen to a man. this phrase was:

"cockpunched by an emu"

now, like any redblooded american male, i instantly returned to the internet/occasional sleeping room, and entered this divine verbiage into google. much to my dismay, this phrase seems to be without precedent on the internet! humanity is deprived of it!


and there must be many more of these phrases, which humanity does not yet know it is missing. it is our duty to bring them to the people! so, pit monkeys, please share with me your phrases which are not on the internet, but should be. DO IT!


"sandwich-inspiration"
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"sandwich-inspiration"

'twas just ok.

but you do get to say that you had surf and turf for dinner.
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#23
id rather be shaving my tits?
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#25
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i am now making this into a forced-meme.

this is ****ing classic.

i'll shave YOUR tits!
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#27
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Scrotum-tickled by a troll?

i fear my initial example has derailed this thread from the very beginning. dark days indeed.
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#28
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i fear my initial example has derailed this thread from the very beginning. dark days indeed.



self-derail? thats a new one.
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self-derail? thats a new one.

one could argue it was over at "bacon and tuna sandwich", but "cockpunched by an emu" was certainly the final nail in the coffin.

thread fail.
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one could argue it was over at "bacon and tuna sandwich", but "cockpunched by an emu" was certainly the final nail in the coffin.

thread fail.



hell even still, OP derailment is something i've never seen. WAIT... i lied. i saw it once in one of Coryklok's drunken rant threads. i shat brix.
#31
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
hell even still, OP derailment is something i've never seen. WAIT... i lied. i saw it once in one of Coryklok's drunken rant threads. i shat brix.

there wasnt really much rail-ment of the thread to begin with. i figured the idea was pretty self explanatory from the title, so i didnt worry about the OP. i guess the pit isnt up to it.
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#32
I thought about jacking this thread,
but I'ma go to sleep.

Someone make fun of Zugunruhe because he said "the letter three" in the House thread and I pointed it out but no one commented on it and I live for praise from random people on the internet and it bothers me that no one has informed me that they chuckled audibly at my attempt at LULZ.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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Quote by sneyob
I thought about jacking this thread,
but I'ma go to sleep.

Someone make fun of Zugunruhe because he said "the letter three" in the House thread and I pointed it out but no one commented on it and I live for praise from random people on the internet and it bothers me that no one has informed me that they chuckled audibly at my attempt at LULZ.

i thought it was funny. that was a pretty dumb lapse on my part.

lol.
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