#1
So I found this recent blog. It's some dude who is documenting his deranged alcoholic landlord's antics. Fucking great stuff.

Start from the oldest post:

http://strangerthaneviction.tumblr.com/page/3


Here's a sample:


June 30: Oil Leak

My car has been leaking oil for a little while, and I have been trying to get it fixed.

-Email from Gary concerning this:

GD:

YOUR CAR IS STILL LEAKING OIL LIKE A SIEVE….

GET IT FIXED NOW…..

STRONG LETTER TO FOLLOW,

Gary

-Strong letter that followed:

get your oil leak fixed NOW……MORON

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#5
Pretty sure it's just trolling via a blog- but maybe this Gary character is real...sounds like a project me and a few friends started a while back, basically just creating people and stealing pictures from photobuckets to add credibility to the story and all the while bringin teh lulz..
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Pretty sure it's just trolling via a blog- but maybe this Gary character is real...sounds like a project me and a few friends started a while back, basically just creating people and stealing pictures from photobuckets to add credibility to the story and all the while bringin teh lulz..

Well, there IS a sound clip...

But even if this was fake, it's pretty well done, so I enjoy it either way.

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Well, there IS a sound clip...

But even if this was fake, it's pretty well done, so I enjoy it either way.



Yeah thats what I was saying- as a wannabe comedy writer I think trolled blogs with fake sound/pics are beyond epic...even funnier if they're real- but still hilarious either way
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Pretty sure it's just trolling via a blog- but maybe this Gary character is real...sounds like a project me and a few friends started a while back, basically just creating people and stealing pictures from photobuckets to add credibility to the story and all the while bringin teh lulz..

So....


You brang teh lulz?
#10
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So....


You brang teh lulz?



Check out the procurer of lulz group on my profile we all try and bring teh lulz. Usually successfully..sometimes not so much.
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#11
Lol that's amazing. Reminds me of the Office though. Main guy being Jim ... Gary being Michael

EDIT: ^ Sorry to leave you out Dwight_Scrute
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#13
This Gary person sounds like a person who would fit on da Interwebz.


And this seems legit.
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#16
*bump*


Now, I know it's a douche thing to do, but I don't care. I want to share this with the world...

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It's quite obviously fake, but I don't care. It looks hilarious.

How is it "quite obviously" fake?

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How is it "quite obviously" fake?


Oh, come on.

Gary is a 63 year old...overweight...


You think a 63 year old fat guy could steal a TV?

I found this beautiful house with a room to sublet for only $500/month! What a steal! The landlord seems a little lame, but nice enough.


He just sort of started this blog with no idea that his landlord was crazy?

It's gonna be hilarious if it continues, but it's fictional.
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#20
this has potential for a facebook link
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#21
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You think a 63 year old fat guy could steal a TV?

Yes...

They're not THAT heavy...


He just sort of started this blog with no idea that his landlord was crazy?

I think he is recollecting what happened, but writing in present tense to make it better.

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You think a 63 year old fat guy could steal a TV?

Um...Yes. It's not that far-fetched. Even if it's too heavy for him to carry a long distance, he could have had help. Also, there's this fabulous device called the "wheel" that that I just read about in Popular Science that is apparently used in conjunction with axels to move heavy objects over extended distances.

He just sort of started this blog with no idea that his landlord was crazy?

I think he's just recounting his initial thoughts and writing them in the present tense. It's not impossible. I think you're trying too hard.
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#23
are u a tuft’s graduate… i doubt it….coward……
You typed “I (GOT) your voicemail from last night.”

Did u take english @ Brebeuf????????????

Gary




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#24
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Um...Yes. It's not that far-fetched. Even if it's too heavy for him to carry a long distance, he could have had help. Also, there's this fabulous device called the "wheel" that that I just read about in Popular Science that is apparently used in conjunction with axels to move heavy objects over extended distances.

It could have even been a small flatscreen...

I could carry that with one hand.

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#25
Alright, alright, your arguments are valid. Maybe it is real. All I said was I think it's fake.
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Alright, alright, your arguments are valid. Maybe it is real. All I said was I think it's fake.

he actually addresses that on page 1, i think the 10th
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#28
Wow... that guy is batshit insane.
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