#1
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090713/sc_livescience/catsdocontrolhumansstudyfinds


From what i saw in this article... cats can READ OUR MINDS, and CONTROL OUR ACTIONS.

i dont know about you, but I'm getting my tin foil hat ready.... and my rocket launcher.



^(cat plotting against its faithful and intelligent owner)
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#2
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#3
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#7
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
god just obviously doesn't love him as much as everyone else.


lol lern2 find favor with the lord NUB!


what are you talking about?

i love all my subjects
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Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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#8
Quote by Shredoftheday
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Cats already took over 4chan and the interwebz, ISN'T THAT ENOUGH???

I think you might want to post a link instead...
#10
Quote by Shredoftheday
*reallybigcatpicture*
Cats already took over 4chan and the interwebz, ISN'T THAT ENOUGH???




OMG thats awesome

aww he changed it

at least make a link to it so i can save it
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Last edited by GODhimself37 at Jul 14, 2009,
#11
^Longcat is long and unnecessary.

This also reminds me of that 1-minute cartoon of this cat trying to wake its owner, it meows, sits on his face and eventually smacks him with a baseball bat. Would anybody remember what it's called, or have the link?
#12
Quote by Shredoftheday

*longcat*
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#15
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#16
that is perhaps the most interesting picture ive seen online (shredoftheday)
"yeah, well, you know...


that's just like... your opinion man."


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#18
I think what the article is trying to say is that cat's mweows and purs can influence our decisions.
Then again, quite a few other things can too. Almost anything actually. The article doesn't really have a valid point at all
/only post in thread so far even relativity relating to the article
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#19
Quote by Shredoftheday
I think what the article is trying to say is that cat's mweows and purs can influence our decisions.
Then again, quite a few other things can too. Almost anything actually. The article doesn't really have a valid point at all



why yes, pussy does influence decisions...


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#20
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
why yes, pussy does influence decisions...


cwatididthar?


But really, I think the article is BS
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#21
its the picture that made the thread. also the title of the article. i did it for teh lulz

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#22
Go Yahoo news. I was unaware that cats meow when they want something.
#24
the "meow" is nearly always specifically used to address humans.
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#25
It's pretty much the same as the difference between going "Yeaaaah!" while getting stabbed and singing onstage and going "Yeaaarhg!". They're merely projecting that they're hungry, it's not really mind control, just communication between cat and human via pitch.
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#26
Quote by GODhimself37
its the picture that made the thread. also the title of the article. i did it for teh lulz



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#27
Quote by GODhimself37



OMG thats awesome

aww he changed it

at least make a link to it so i can save it


http://www.pics24h.com/img/fun/long-cat.jpg

there
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
Last edited by Laces Out Danny at Jul 14, 2009,
#28
Quote by Laces Out Danny
*unnecessarily long photo*

there



just link it. that way mods dont get unhappy


edit: DAMMIT AGAIN THEY CHANGE IT SO MY POST REMAINS POINTLESS!!!



i also just noticed that theres a titty in that photo


<_<
>_>
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Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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Last edited by GODhimself37 at Jul 14, 2009,
#29
Quote by GODhimself37
just link it. that way mods dont get unhappy


edit: DAMMIT AGAIN THEY CHANGE IT SO MY POST REMAINS POINTLESS!!!



i also just noticed that theres a titty in that photo


<_<
>_>


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Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#30
bump so that everyone who isnt awake at 3am can see this lol
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!