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#1
Hey pit, I'm really ****ing bored.
It's 3:38 am, I'm out of weed and booze, and don't reallly feel like going to bed.

Any ideas?
[HARLEY-DAVIDSON]



When the world slips you a Jerffrey...

Stroke the furry walls.
stroke the furry walls.
#2
Females.
ಠ_ಠ WILL GIVE HEAD

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Have to give you props that the funniest post I read in a while
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#5
^ Rofl!
ಠ_ಠ WILL GIVE HEAD

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Have to give you props that the funniest post I read in a while
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#6
Quote by CoreysMonster
lick toads


Better yet, watch cartoons about licking toads: www.joecartoon.com

And off topic: how many people use weed here? I'm starting to think that Holland is a small time user if I look around at UG
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#7
You can trip off of benedryl and dramamine. Read about it a lot first though, it can be dangerous if you do it wrong.
#8
Quote by I=Cookie
Better yet, watch cartoons about licking toads: www.joecartoon.com

And off topic: how many people use weed here? I'm starting to think that Holland is a small time user if I look around at UG

damn you hollandaise! *shakes fist*
#9
Meh, dunno where I'd find a toad, no loads to tick.

Edit:a lot of us toke around here, WE HAVE A ****ING OFFICIAL DRUG THREAD!
[HARLEY-DAVIDSON]



When the world slips you a Jerffrey...

Stroke the furry walls.
stroke the furry walls.
Last edited by velocigecko at Jul 14, 2009,
#10
New suggestion: ether?
ಠ_ಠ WILL GIVE HEAD

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Have to give you props that the funniest post I read in a while
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#13
take nutmeg.... or if you can get a mate round, do the breathing thing, where you faint and have mad dreams for 3 seconds... or sniff glue
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This fine fellow speaks the truth.


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dude sonic music??? you're my hero!

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Love you


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#15
^ females?
ಠ_ಠ WILL GIVE HEAD

Quote by Myxer
Have to give you props that the funniest post I read in a while
Quote by GogglesVK

hazardmaster has won this thread.


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Vox Valvetronix AD15VT
#16
Glue's not strong enough, never head good things about nutmeg (bad trip with an uber hangover)...


...I've been faping on and off since about midnight.,,
[HARLEY-DAVIDSON]



When the world slips you a Jerffrey...

Stroke the furry walls.
stroke the furry walls.
#17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYvjy-SdlPk

Watch that show, man. You're welcome.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#18
feamules
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#19
Quote by Le_Bunny
nobody has yet suggested fapping!

I thought all 11 replies would be that...


My thought exactly.
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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#20
Quote by Le_Bunny
nobody has yet suggested fapping!

I thought all 11 replies would be that...



It is because............. All pit goers actually have secret girlfriends....
Quote by sg255
This fine fellow speaks the truth.


Quote by GD_GC
dude sonic music??? you're my hero!

Quote by tanglewoodguit
Love you


Quote by Jackolas
#21
Quote by CoreysMonster
damn you hollandaise! *shakes fist*


We're already damned! (but may I ask: why )
Quote by Johnny skins
banned cause im fine because of your avatar! it blasts happyness everytime i see it!!

definitly the best avatar ever I=Cookie


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#24
Quote by Toms' anominous
It is because............. All pit goers actually have secret girlfriends....


Yes... absolutely, this is absolutely the reason why no on suggested fapping...


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“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”


Album.
Legion.
#27
Quote by wesselbindt
Don't do nutmeg, It's a crappy ride, and it goes on for hours.


And you will feel sick it's not even worth it.

Just eat a pizza and watch a movie ore something.
check out Trailer Park Boys
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
Last edited by Nexium at Jul 14, 2009,
#28
TS, I hope you're watching that show. It kicks ass.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#31
Yeah I checked it out. It is a pretty great show.

In my opinion jill just won this thread.
[HARLEY-DAVIDSON]



When the world slips you a Jerffrey...

Stroke the furry walls.
stroke the furry walls.
#32
Alright everyone. Get the hell out of here, I won the thread.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#33
Quote by CoreysMonster
cuz you gots legal weed, man


Yeah us = a lucky bunch

and FYI I'm a girl (i gotta change my signature :p
Quote by Johnny skins
banned cause im fine because of your avatar! it blasts happyness everytime i see it!!

definitly the best avatar ever I=Cookie


Proud owner of the: I'm wearing clothes in the Pit! Group! Click here to join
#34
Quote by I=Cookie
Yeah us = a lucky bunch

and FYI I'm a girl (i gotta change my signature :p

I for one am annoyed with the lack of a profile picture.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#35
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I for one am annoyed with the lack of a profile picture.


Let me see what I can do
Quote by Johnny skins
banned cause im fine because of your avatar! it blasts happyness everytime i see it!!

definitly the best avatar ever I=Cookie


Proud owner of the: I'm wearing clothes in the Pit! Group! Click here to join
#36
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I for one am annoyed with the lack of a profile picture.



Seconded.
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I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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you are the best 09er EVER! i am sending you a friend request as soon as i send this

#37
Quote by I=Cookie
Let me see what I can do

Even if it's just a fake picture, I don't care. I need something to do.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#39
Quote by wesselbindt
No! You=Cookie!

I'm going to need you to put a fake picture of a mildly attractive girl in your profile, too. I'm trying to live in delusion here, people.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#40
Quote by Toms' anominous
take nutmeg.... or if you can get a mate round, do the breathing thing, where you faint and have mad dreams for 3 seconds... or sniff glue

how do you do the breathing thing?? does glue actually make you high....?
and nutmeg is really nasty...puked all over the place last time..
o_O
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