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#1
I'll give you and example of mine,

when i was really little i thought that if you invented a word and got it into the dictionary that you would get paid money.

also, more recently, (15), i thought that when someone 'stickied' something that "sticky" was an actual person.
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#2
That the searchbar doesn't exist.
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#4
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also, more recently, (15), i thought that when someone 'stickied' something that "sticky" was an actual person.

wut?
#5
The searchbar
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#7
I thought that women just had a hole.

literally, just a hole. No flaps or anything, it just went inwards at a right angle.


/ashamed
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#8
The Stork brings babies.
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#9
I thought that women urinated with their anus O_O

Edit: I'm glad I'm not alone
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#10
I used to think the pit was cool. Then I joined them and now I've realised I'm stuck here in this massive pool of destruction and stupidity.
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#11
And I used to think that women gave birth by pooing the baby out.
RIP Tom Searle.
#12
when i was 4 or 5 i thought gravity was invisible rocks and you could pick them up and move them so in certain places you could just float around.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


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#13
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wut?


Sticky:*thread title*
^----------------------------i thought that was a person
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#14
The Boogeyman.

Come on, who hasn't had that one?
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#16
I thought Slash was a good guitarist
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#17
I tought rap was the best music genre of all times
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#18
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I thought that women urinated with their anus O_O

Edit: I'm glad I'm not alone

me too, what a wierd common misconception
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#20
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Sticky:*thread title*
^----------------------------i thought that was a person

Ah that makes sense I guess.
#21
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#22
to make babies you stick it in and urinate.
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#23
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I thought that women urinated with their anus O_O

Edit: I'm glad I'm not alone


Dear God, why did soo many people think that?

actually, thinking back on it, it kinda made sense, coz we knew they didn't have pen0rs so it couldn't possibly come out that way lol
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#24
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I thought that women just had a hole.

literally, just a hole. No flaps or anything, it just went inwards at a right angle.


/ashamed

I was exposed to hardcore porn at 5, so I've known about sex for as long as I can remember.

I was told that I used to believe that if I ate an apple and happened to get sick, I'd get no medical attention. So I didn't eat apples until I was 4 or so. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, they said.
#25
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I thought "elemeno" was a letter, because when I'd say the alphabet, I'd say L M N O in succession quite fast.



That's hilarious .

I used to wonder how families could have more than two children, as I believed that when parents kissed SOMEHOW the testical got transferred into the woman's body and that grew into a baby. I also was very scared that I was going to be a Dad because I kissed a girl at school.
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#26
I used to think that if you made a funny face, it would stick that way.

I used to think you could catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. Try it, balsamic vinegar attracts swarms.

I used to think that, the higher (closer to the body) you held down the string on a guitar, the lower the note.

I used to think that "sex" was looking at naked women.
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#27
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I used to think that "sex" was looking at naked women.


if that was true i'd make wilt chaimberlain look like a horny teenager
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#28
When I was very young, before I knew about secks, I thought a woman got pregnant from kissing. I wasn't really exposed to pr0n at a young age.

Also, when I first started learning guitar, my grandfather taught me a bunch of chords. I for some reason assumed that every note was actually a chord, and that nobody played one note at a time. Fortunately, that misconception didn't last too long.
#30
I thought that when a song played on the radio, the band was actually at the radio station playing the song. One day I was listening to a song, switched to another station, and the same song was on. This led me to believe that musicians could teleport and control time...
Also, I thought that under every set of traffic lights there was a guy who would switch it whenever he wanted, and that if you pushed the walk button too many times he would get mad and make you wait longer.
I was a dumb child.
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#31
I also thought that there were people under traffic lights that watched the cars and controlled when they changed. Hey, cops direct traffic, it's a logical conclusion.

Not really
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#32
I used to think that if someone died in a film, the actor was actually killed for real on camera
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#33
Quote by Vampiric Lord99
I thought that when a song played on the radio, the band was actually at the radio station playing the song. One day I was listening to a song, switched to another station, and the same song was on. This led me to believe that musicians could teleport and control time...
Also, I thought that under every set of traffic lights there was a guy who would switch it whenever he wanted, and that if you pushed the walk button too many times he would get mad and make you wait longer.
I was a dumb child.


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i thought the same thing about traffic lights!
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#34
that a condom was a piece of rubber tubing
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#35
I thought when people died they'd suddenly fly upwards, so as to go to heaven. And that periods were when girls shat blood.

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Quote by teensean
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i thought the same thing about traffic lights!

Me too! I imagined them as giant glowing neon buttons in an underground bunker near the traffic lights.

And I was terrified of my front door, I thought that after walking past it if I didn't get to my room or the bathroom quick enough it would run after me.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
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#36
Dude, WIN!
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I thought that girls urinated out of their anuses.
#37
I used to think that both men and women had willies, but women grew them later.
I used to think that my mum gave birth to our cat so he was my brother.
I'm sure there were more but I can't remember them off the top of my head.
#38
I used to wonder what made donzerlee light different from normal light, and why you might not be able to see by it.
#39
when i was real little i thought that if you jammed a pencil in you belly button really hard, then it would open a hole and your stomach would come out.
#40
I used to think that you married your sister
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