#1
whatsup.

im only allowed to basically use my legs / body to to anything in the netherregions. anybody have any better ways to get her off? legs are hard to get in there and rub without looking sus
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#8
If you stop it she'll keep on trying to get you a boner that in the end you'll become crazy thinking about teletubbies. Just enjoy
#9
Why is getting a boner from making out with your girlfriend a bad thing? Make her look at it and touch it.
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#10
mine didn't care, she liked the fact that she made it happen.

anyways,

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#12
tuck it into your waistline!
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#15
1. Lean back in a relaxed state.
2. Open your legs wide so theres no mistaking the boner(s) (in case you have more than one dick).
3. Wink at here and say "hey baby, wanna see my pet python?"
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
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#16
If you're a teenager it is common to get erections more frequently than our older counterparts. This is because you don't know how to control it properly.. Of course, try and avert your thinking if it's that much of an issue. But, it seems like she doesn't care.

Hey, atleast you don't struggle to get it up like some people [not me].
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#18
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um...have sex?
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#19
rub the space between ur anus and balls. it kills a boner and stops a ejaculation
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#20
Bum her.


It's the only logical solution.
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#23
Tuck it into your waistband, it feels really nice. One time, I was sitting in class and I nearly blew a load right into my bellybutton. That's how intense it is.
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That would also be the definition of coolness.

"Yeah beby, that's right..."
*UNZIPS AND GRABS WANG*
"WHAT THE HELL"
"You never thought of having sex?"
*FURIOUS MASTURBATING"

It's a win-win situation. That would be so damn cool or the girl would get kinky.

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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#28
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Giving yourself a taint massage while making out. Classy.


it takes practice, but, it is kinda easy to do it incognito
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