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#1
Well, it really wasn't my pony. It was the pony in the yard next to mine.



It seemed cute at first, but when I reached through to pet it, the damned thing bit me. It didn't draw blood or hurt all that much, but it was quite annoying. So much so that I felt like ripping off its head and shitting down its neck.



But after some thought, playing baseball might make me feel a bit better.
I do love to bat.



So Pit, what should I do? What would you do, if a pony bit you?
All suggestions welcomed.

Meadows
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#5
Lol. I thought this was about the user my_pony_bit_me.
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#6
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Lol. I thought this was about the user my_pony_bit_me.

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Cover your ears(or they WILL be raped) that is ****ing great


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#7
Quote by CGB89
Lol. I thought this was about the user my_pony_bit_me.


same, and how much of an idiot they are.
-no sig-
#10
Quote by CGB89
Lol. I thought this was about the user my_pony_bit_me.
oh, wow. there's a user by that name?

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Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
Last edited by SomeoneYouKnew at Jul 14, 2009,
#11
no but seriously, worst troll ever. it just proves that the most annoying people are the tattle-tales. jesus, was he ever annoying. and I'm afraid I created him he started being such a tool after I reported a thread of his.
#13
I got bitten by a pony aswell. Bit me in the stomach and left a bruise.

It really sucked
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#14
Quote by Mad Marius
And he got exactly what he wanted most: attention. Great job.

and we're getting mild entertainment to fill our empty, lonely lives
everyone wins.
#15
You should befriend some French people and invite them to stand and stare at it
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#17
Quote by CoreysMonster
and we're getting mild entertainment to fill our empty, lonely lives
everyone wins.


This.

Oh and guys, you should lay off of my_pony_bit_me. . . He's probably just shy.


It's pretty common.
The playground of the world
#22
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Too bad he can't enjoy his spoils since he can't read this thread.
Log out? Different browser?

c'mon man, you've spent your share of time in the dungeon. you know how it works.

Quote by Hp312
Is Carmel's "Right Arm" finally banned?
Maybe Carmel had an amputation?
I know if that was my right arm, I'd do it in a New York Minute.
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#23
Damn those ponies be vicious.
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
#24
Quote by RubberPuppiessu
I got bitten by a pony aswell. Bit me in the stomach and left a bruise.

It really sucked


Did it suck your stomach?


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*grabs rifle*
so let it be written so let it be done..........

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You shouldn't hit your drummers. You're supposed to be nice to them, or they'll be scared of you.
#25
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Log out? Different browser?

c'mon man, you've spent your share of time in the dungeon. you know how it works.


Ah, but you're assuming he's intelligent enough to work that out.

Honestly, going around calling yourself "the right arm of Carmel" isn't the smartest thing to do. It's pretty dumb and lame. I'm only going on the evidence presented here.

And my record is clean >.> <.<
#27
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Too bad he can't enjoy his spoils since he can't read this thread.

So SYK's beating a dead horse?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#28
Quote by Jackal58
So SYK's beating a dead horse?
Wouldn't be the first time, Don.
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#29
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Ah, but you're assuming he's intelligent enough to work that out.

Honestly, going around calling yourself "the right arm of Carmel" isn't the smartest thing to do. It's pretty dumb and lame. I'm only going on the evidence presented here.

And my record is clean >.> <.<

You're right, I think I'm going to start referring to myself as the left mammary gland of Carmel.
#30
Quote by Jackal58
So SYK's beating a dead horse?

It's only dead because he beat it after being bitten.


[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#31
Haha, that was funny. I PM'd him this morning to tell him what I thought. Nice one.
#32
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Wouldn't be the first time, Don.

They are easier to hit and don't make as much noise.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#33
Quote by SteveHouse
Is the pony's name Charlie?

I think it might be?

Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#37
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Ah, but you're assuming he's intelligent enough to work that out.

Honestly, going around calling yourself "the right arm of Carmel" isn't the smartest thing to do. It's pretty dumb and lame. I'm only going on the evidence presented here.

And my record is clean >.> <.<
beneficiary of the User Elimination?

i've crashed and burned on that.
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#38
How'd he get banned? Lulz,
Gear:
Squier Affinity Series Stratocaster
Epiphone G-400
Line 6 Spider
Dunlop Crybaby Wah
BOSS DD-3

"Wish I Had This" Gear:
Guitars- G&L, Gibson, PRS
Amps- Egnater, Bogner
Effects- Fulltone, JHS, Eventide
#40
Quote by Eddie4President
This.

Oh and guys, you should lay off of my_pony_bit_me. . . He's probably just shy.


It's pretty common.


Yes!
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