Well, they'll always remember their wedding day.

...If this was America, somebody would be getting sued.
Ahh... Italy, first Nero, and now this.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
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Yep, leaf your flowers at home next time.

This shit is Pie.
Black Metal Pie.
It talks about winter.
Join if you like, or kindly leave.
Or else you die.

i like shooping
shoop da wooping
and chargin mah lazorz
not necessarily in that order
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Yep, leaf your flowers at home next time.

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Don't get married, or don't hire an aeroplane to do something bloody stupid when you get married?


Option #2.
I laughed about this and then checked to see if anyone died... probably the wrong order
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
I sure hope the groom knows what he is getting into...
This could do a very good Saturday Night Live sketch.
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That's why you assume every girl you're with is a virgin, because it's not too appealing to eat out a girl's pussy that some dude's already stuffed his junk in.