#1
Because I care about your interests, pit, I took the liberty of sharing this grand discovery of mine.

I was but humbly working my usual job at a factory. Today involved breaking up crates, various bits of wood and whatnot. I toiled mindlessly at this task for hours, when all of a sudden, like a sunrise through a stormy night, came this shining gem of realisation.

The wood was staring at me.



It has a face: eyes, eyebrows, bridge of a nose, a mouth etc, and it looks like an alien. I called it Terrance.

ITEM No. 2:

I couldn't pass this opportunity for a shoopfest, so go ahead, with the picture provided of me this morning in my dressing gown and amazing hair stylings. It's also my birthday today , so do me proud.



EDIT: This may be easier to shoop.
"I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Ah man, I'm James Blunt'"
Last edited by Hot Pants at Jul 14, 2009,
#6
Roasting in potentially tepid cred.
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#7
My fail MS Paint. I wanted to get it done before some one stole my idea....
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Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#9
Quote by Bamitchell
My fail MS Paint. I wanted to get it done before some one stole my idea....



your idea sucks bald eagle pubes.
#10
I did my best.




Quote by Lt. Shinysides
your idea sucks bald eagle pubes.


It could have been done quite well, Whinysides.
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#11
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
your idea sucks bald eagle pubes.






Yeah, I know.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#12
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
I did my best.


Sometimes your best.... just isn't good enough.


However, I'm too lazy to open photoshop
#13
Quote by Bamitchell



Yeah, I know.


Ignore that guy, it was awesome

Plank FTW
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Disclaimer: By reading the above post, you agree that El Hilliaro is legally and morally free from any responsiblity should any harm be incurred by said post.


Also, you agree that I'm awesome and own all your stuff now.
#14
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
I did my best.





It could have been done quite well, Whinysides.


I touched it up a little.
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
-Wayne Coyne
#15
Covol
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It says cool, and nothing else . . .
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I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.