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#2
the aim of the game is exactly what I dont want
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**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#4
The controls are ass.
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The years go fast
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the days go so slow
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#6
Quote by Son.Of.TheViper
Hardest game I've ever played.

Does this mean I'm infertile?


Quite possibly, but don't feel bad. Just remember that all those years ago- you really were the fastest sperm!

Once you get past the "Acid walls" in the vagina its not so hard tbh.
#8
Quote by theotherguy7145
Quite possibly, but don't feel bad. Just remember that all those years ago- you really were the fastest sperm!

Once you get past the "Acid walls" in the vagina its not so hard tbh.


Those little things in the cervix made me X out.
RAZZLEFRAZZLE
#9
my friends uncle was on the Canadian TV version of this
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#10
Quote by gilly_90
the aim of the game is exactly what I dont want

True.

Still played it through. Not bad.

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my friends uncle was on the Canadian TV version of this


Porn?
Last edited by nakki at Jul 14, 2009,
#11
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The controls are ass.
Technically, they're dick.
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#12
this game is hilarious

i'm loving the expression on the sperm's face.

EDIT: i win! i basted that turkey good and proper.
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#13
While we're on the topic of sperm, can someone make a picture of one cartoon sperm shooting another, and in big letters, caption it cumshot?
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#17
Quote by FruscianteFan77
This was actually posted here a few months ago, fairly addicting game nonetheless.


I did a search and there were no thread when i searched for "sperm race game"

Anyways- people of the Pit- please no "cumshot" pics here! I'd like for this thread to remain open if possible!
#18


Do I get a cookie?

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#20
That was epic, and challenging. Playing this makes me want to go bareback, because hell, any sperm able to reach the egg must be the Terminator of Tadpoles
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#22
Quote by WyvernOmega
*pic*

Do I get a cookie?


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I like this guy, he's UG's Greek, and he just told your ass in two paragraphs. And I once spent 5 minutes watching his avatar.


A Brain Malfunction

We'll Never Admit As Defeat
#23
Quote by WyvernOmega


Do I get a cookie?




Consider yourself awarded one cookie.
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#24
Quote by theotherguy7145
Quite possibly, but don't feel bad. Just remember that all those years ago- you really were the fastest sperm!


Now that my ego has inflated so much, I feel better!

Also, just maybe... new meme on the horizon
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That's why you assume every girl you're with is a virgin, because it's not too appealing to eat out a girl's pussy that some dude's already stuffed his junk in.
#25
Yay, I feel praised!

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#27
The vagina was a pain in the dick, but it was damn easy after that.
Only play what you hear. If you don’t hear anything, don’t play anything.
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#32
Quote by entity0009


Consider yourself cookied.

Edit: Found this:
http://www.frozenman.com/sperm/



Awesome!

Edit: Hello there, mister sperm!

Edit2: It reset, and won't let me make more
RAZZLEFRAZZLE
Last edited by SoWrongItsMatt at Jul 14, 2009,
#33
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
Awesome!

Edit: Hello there, mister sperm!


hehe- that one's mine!
If you press f5 it lets you create another sperm. Just found that out xD

This was posted a few months back- I remember now! lol

EDIT: aw damn. I went back to that tab and ALL the sperms were gone. Musta reset itself

EDIT2: Just read your 2nd edit, sowrongitsmatt. I think we killed the site.

EDIT3: LOL at 'ryan_nadon' w w
Last edited by theotherguy7145 at Jul 14, 2009,
#34
Da' Fack is dis shat?

I'm going back to Pokemon now
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#36
Quote by theotherguy7145
hehe- that one's mine!
If you press f5 it lets you create another sperm. Just found that out xD

This was posted a few months back- I remember now! lol

EDIT: aw damn. I went back to that tab and ALL the sperms were gone. Musta reset itself

EDIT2: Just read your 2nd edit, sowrongismatt. I think we killed the site.

I think it does a server wipe every few minutes or something.

Interesting how many people actually connected though

Edit: vv vv
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#37
i just made a baby


but its a black baby
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#38
I win!
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