Poll: What should I do then?
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Bruno all the way!
30 18%
Go with The Hangover instead...
63 38%
Don't go to a movie, go do her on a gravel road
49 29%
What is woman?
26 15%
Voters: 168.
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#2
A lady friend? Definitely reconsider.

My brother says Bruno takes "gross out" to whole new levels, even following Borat.
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#4
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A lady friend? Definitely reconsider.

My brother says Bruno takes "gross out" to whole new levels, even following Borat.

yep
But I personally thought Bruno was funnier...
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#5
its just a gay austrian borat. i guess its like a "remix"
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#6
Full of win.
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#7
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It pales in comparison. Ali G>Borat>Bruno

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#8
Im gonna see it in a few days and my friend described the opening scene to me.

dont take a lady friend...
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#9
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i was thinking about taking a lady friend to see bruno.

should i reconsider this?

I did it, she's still sane.
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#10
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A lady friend? Definitely reconsider.


+1. Unless your lady friend has one of those unique senses of humor. I lucked out, haha.

I think overall I liked it just slightly more than Borat.
#12
I thought it was way better than borat, but I would definitely not take a lady friend to see it.
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#13
I liked it more than Borat, but it's far more grotesque and basically a "softcore gay porn" as my friend put it. Reconsider for a date movie.
#14
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if your lady friend likes looking at penises, sure

okay well she hasn't gotten to see mine yet, do you think bruno would make her warm up to that? or scare her away?...


hmmm..

i'm 18 and she's 16 by the way
#15
Quote by geetarguy13
i was thinking about taking a lady friend to see bruno.

should i reconsider this?


Yes

I did this, it was an awkward first date, but we both laughed our asses off and had a good time. Not the best movie to take a girl to (it was her idea to go see it though). That being said, its way better than Borat, you should go see it, just not with some chick your trying to get with.
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#16
the best part was when he gets the **** whipped out of him at the swinger party. other than that, it wasnt great. and bringing a lady friend is NOT wise

take her to The hangover instead. many lols will be had.
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#17
It sucked. In fact it sucked so much that if this movie had a mouth it would be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose. (thank you very much Full Metal Jacket!)
Unless you enjoy seeing Sacha Cohens dick i would not go see it.

About 20 minutes into the movie i was already looking at my watch to see how much longer it was gonna be.

Borat was way better.
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#18
Borat kicked the shit outta Bruno. Bruno was pretty mediocre. It was still funny, but mediocre, especially in comparison to Borat.
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#19
bruno was disgusting, see the hangover
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#20
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bruno was disgusting, see the hangover

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#22
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#23

Don't take a girl with you unless you know she can take hard humor. I went with a few friends and laughed my ass off, but it can be awkward for others.

And borat was better.
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#24
Actually yeah, see The Hangover instead. lulz will be had. "you guys ready to let the dogs out?"
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#25
I'm not gonna see it because for some reason I find it annoying when he says "Hi I'm Bruno". The Hangover was an excellent movie.
#27
If the lady friend has a male-like sense of humor, then yes... it was really good. I, personally loved it, so don't listen to these people telling you not to take a girl.

I actually did like it a lot more than Borat, but a lot of people would disagree.


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#28
borats way better, bruno is just pretty stupid most of the time
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#29
Idk if they'll let at 16 year old into the movie. When I went there was a person at the door to the actual movie checking IDs.
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#30
Quote by jemjabella42
If the lady friend has a male-like sense of humor, then yes... it was really good. I, personally loved it, so don't listen to these people telling you not to take a girl.

I actually did like it a lot more than Borat, but a lot of people would disagree.

It's not that girls won't like it. It just makes for an awkward first date.
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#31
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It's not that girls won't like it. It just makes for an awkward first date.


it sure as hell did for me, well, at least that part of the date.
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#32
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it sure as hell did for me, well, at least that part of the date.

how did she react to the dick swinging scene?
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#33
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how did she react to the dick swinging scene?


She just laughed and was like omg! She wasn't freaked out by the movie or anything, we both laughed and had a good time, but it was not the best first date movie. We walked around the mall for a bit after that and she talked me into trying on(and buying) skinny jeans, so the date wasn't a total bust.
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#36
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Honestly, go see Public Enemies. I took my girlfriend last week and we both loved the movie and everything else that went on.

Hell yeah. do it.
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#38
i took a lady friend to see the hangover and she enjoyed it a lot.

bruno is just flat out not a date movie.
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#39
Don't you think it'd be a bit awkward sitting in the back row, with her about to give you a bj, when the two men sitting next to you start fapping to the movie?
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#40
I don't see why everyone creamed themselves over Borat, it wasn't that good.

The Hangover is hilarious though.
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