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Well pit, I've been thinking a lot about this 2012 nonsense, and I've come to the conclusion that if the world ends in that year. It wont be because of meteors, asteroids, or androids from the future. It will be because of Zombies. This article has intrigued me in that I had no idea it was that possible to create "zombies," as it were.

LINK: http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_p4.html

Thoughts?
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#4
this will happen. but it will be in 2013. people mixed up the dates

is anyone else LOOKING FORWARD to a small, generally localized, temporary zombie apocalypse? i am because i feel like being a movie hero for a while.
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#5
moral of the story is?
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#7
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Well, this thread is just full of dumbassery.

I will promptly find myself elsewhere.

I believe he was referring to the fact that IF the 2012 was true, that it would more likely be this instead of all that nonsense.

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#9
Bring it the fuck on!
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#10
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#12
zombies.....

2012....

yes yes yes
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#17
get my shotgun
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#18
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I'm already planning for the impending apocalypse.


Everyone head to the Zombie thread, NAO!
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Everyone head to the Zombie thread, NAO!



shouldnt we be heading to the mall?
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#21
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shouldnt we be heading to the mall?


yes, but only after you raid the local gun shop. And btw, we cant stay at the mall for too long.
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shouldnt we be heading to the mall?

You want to go where the center of socialization is, in an apocalyptic society where fellow humans are turning into mindless, infectious beings?? I'm staying away from the malls in the event of a "zombocalypse".
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#23
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Dude, don't you know, 2012 is when Jesus comes back.


Exactly.. Jesus is one of the zombies, hes died like what 2 times, came back to life once.
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#24
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You want to go where the center of socialization is, in an apocalyptic society where fellow humans are turning into mindless, infectious beings?? I'm staying away from the malls in the event of a "zombocalypse".



well then how about the pub
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#25
eventually you would need to go into society for supplies anyway.
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#26
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well then how about the pub

Even worse. That's where they corner you in the cellar and you have no choice but to commit suicide to avoid zombification. Don't you know your horror flicks?
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Exactly.. Jesus is one of the zombies, hes died like what 2 times, came back to life once.

Exactly. What's to stop him from coming back to life again?
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#27
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this will happen. but it will be in 2013. people mixed up the dates

is anyone else LOOKING FORWARD to a small, generally localized, temporary zombie apocalypse? i am because i feel like being a movie hero for a while.


What if you get eaten quickly? Like...you're just chilling on your computer, having a wank, when boom the zombie hordes bash into your house and eat you.

Or...what if you're one of the first to become a zombie because of *the reason that zombies exit* and eat everyone else!?!?!

O.o...
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#28
yes but at least we have beer.

which makes impending death so much easier to deal with
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#29
Thank god i beat Resident Evil 4 recently, i think i'm pretty well prepared. If not, what better way to be finished off?
#30
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Exactly. What's to stop him from coming back to life again?


im sure a bullet shot in the head would
YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS SIG

8/7/09 man, the pear broke loose.

Rule #1 - I'm the Boss
Rule #2 - The Boss is always right
Rule #3 - When the boss is wrong see rule #2
#31
Even worse. That's where they corner you in the cellar and you have no choice but to commit suicide to avoid zombification. Don't you know your horror flicks?


well said.

when all hell is unleashed

ill be knocking on your door my friend
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#32
Good luck getting in. I'm going to be in a truck on the way to a dock or something so I can get the hell out of there.
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#33
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Good luck getting in. I'm going to be in a truck on the way to a dock or something so I can get the hell out of there.


Zombies can survive in water... -_-
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#34
hahah yeah. steal a cruize ship and clear it out
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#35
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eventually you would need to go into society for supplies anyway.



completely untrue.

If this happens i'm heading up to my cottage in the middle of ontario, the cottage is located on a very large lake, so you neighbours are spread out from you, the cottage itself is a 20 minute drive from the main road through the forest, and you MUST follow the roads because the forest is too thick to walk through, and the town nearby is quite small so there wouldn't be many zombies coming for us anyways. suffice to say i will go there, and chill in the basement with about 300 cases of shotgun shells, a shotgun, a compound bow, a hunting knife, a sniper rifle with 300 cases of ammunition, a flamethrower, my family all armed with similar weapons, we will grow our own food, and if for some reason we get overrun, our boat is mere steps away, so we get in that and hide out in the middle of the lake until they go away. i will also build a machine gun nest on the roof so i can watch the roads for signs of zombies approaching, i will also set up cameras in the woods that way I will have early warning. water is not an issue since the water is drawn from a well, and if electricity goes out, (which it would since its a zombie apocalypse) i can simply drink from the lake
i'm prepared....


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What if you get eaten quickly? Like...you're just chilling on your computer, having a wank, when boom the zombie hordes bash into your house and eat you.

Or...what if you're one of the first to become a zombie because of *the reason that zombies exit* and eat everyone else!?!?!

O.o...



I'm always on the lookout for zombies. they won't get me first, and if im the first one to be zombified, then i won't even know it happened so it wont matter.
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#36
I hope something happens on 2012. Something interesting like this, even though most likely nothing will.
Otherwise all this hype is for nothing
#37
but they cant climb on board my cruize ship.
Ill Take it all
Arrows and Guns.. Hundreds and more


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#38
notice the Z...
Ill Take it all
Arrows and Guns.. Hundreds and more


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#39
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I hope something happens on 2012. Something interesting like this, even though most likely nothing will.
Otherwise all this hype is for nothing



nothing will happen, i already told you the zombies are coming in 2013.
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completely untrue.

If this happens i'm heading up to my cottage in the middle of ontario, the cottage is located on a very large lake, so you neighbours are spread out from you, the cottage itself is a 20 minute drive from the main road through the forest, and you MUST follow the roads because the forest is too thick to walk through, and the town nearby is quite small. suffice to say i will go there, and chill in the basement with about 300 cases of shotgun shells, a shotgun, a compound bow, a hunting knife, a sniper rifle with 300 cases of ammunition, a flamethrower, my family all armed with similar weapons, we will grow our own food, and if for some reason we get overrun, our boat is mere steps away, so we get in that and hide out in the middle of the lake until they go away.

i'm prepared....


I'm always on the lookout for zombies. they won't get me first, and if im the first one to be zombified, then i won't even know it happened so it wont matter.



May I join you?

I will bring women.

With breasts.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

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