#1
i was smoking with an old buddy i havent seen in a while and we were reminiscing on our freshmen year of college. Talkin about good times and bad, when he brought up the story of this one awkward nerdy kid in our math course who well call Timmy (cause that was his real name xP).
I had completely forgotten about it for some reason.
On fridays we didnt do much expect review our tests then go over some stuff and just talk in class. Both me and my buddy sat by timmy and noticed he was asleep. About 10 minutes later he starts moaning and squirming a bit and gives out a big moan. Half the class notices and looks at him. The kid wakes up and goes ****in bright red.
He jizzed his pants
he ran out of the class half crying while everyone fell over dying of laughter.
well the point is, does anyone ever even heard or experienced someone having a nocturnal emission during class?
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#3
I heard about a kid named Timmy jizzing his pants in school. other than that, no.
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#4


No I can't say I've ever experienced that before, first or secondhand. Speaking of hands though, somebody I know jacked off into one of my school's tubas
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No I can't say I've ever experienced that before, first or secondhand. Speaking of hands though, somebody I know jacked off into one of my school's tubas


Poor tuba player, playing one of the oddest looking and most made fun of instruments and now they get a mouth full of swimmers
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#8
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#9
I know a guy who used to fap regularly in class.

Otherwise no.
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#12
It's freshmAn year. How do you graduate without learning English? Fool.
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Well played.
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#16
That's...weird.
No matter how tired I am, I can't sleep in class. There are so much other things to do, like not paying attention and looking out of the window or teasing people around me.
#17
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That's...weird.
No matter how tired I am, I can't sleep in class. There are so much other things to do, like not paying attention and looking out of the window or teasing people around me.

...and drawing your teacher with a massive shlong jizzing numbers and **** all over you and your classmates.

Sounds like a variation on a RATM album cover.
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#18
that's why I don't go to sleep at school
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#19
At least if you were actually jacking it yourself, you could get away with some explanation. This is the worst public-sexual situation ever.
#20
some kid was fapping to porn on his ipod he got caught.
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#21
That is why you should masturbate vigorously before, after, and between classes.
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#22
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...and drawing your teacher with a massive shlong jizzing numbers and **** all over you and your classmates.

Sounds like a variation on a RATM album cover.

i think you need some psychiatric evaluation
#23
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i think you need some psychiatric evaluation

I had a psychiatrist once. All I could think about the whole time was killing her slowly.

Strangely enough, she sent me home with a clean bill.
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#24
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That is why you should masturbate vigorously before, after, and between classes.


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#26
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We have a kid in my school that faps in the bathroom every morning. People say that you can hear him. Its fucked up.


If he can get done in the morning before class starts, I applaud him. Morning faps suck ass.
#27
i was in class once sat next to these two douchebags and i accidentally fell asleep - there was a desperate housewives special on last night - and i start to have an erotic dream, the next thing i know i've spunked my pants and everyone is laughing at me. I didn't know weather to run or laugh so i ran out crying.
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that's why I don't go to sleep at school


I slept in school at least 3 times a week my senior year (high school, didn't miss much) and never ran out of the classroom embarassed because I came.
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