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#3
Ex-tenz
Quote by SlackerBabbath

I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#5
Drano
Nerdo-sez-bo wrote:

Bon Jovi can just **** off really.

Life is one big question when your starin at the clock
And the answers always waiting at the liquor store, 40 oz to Freedom
#7
Quote by Pencil Man
Ex-tenz


I guess they don't call you Pencil Man for nothing.

EDDIT: At Laslow: The pit ain't a nun.
The playground of the world
#8
A 20kg dumbell and some string.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#9
There was a foreign exchange student at my college from China who was under the impression that his penis would grow bigger once he lost his virginity.

I didn't have the heart to break it to the guy
#11
SSRIs and coke.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#16
If you don't feel like you need it, why do you care?
Remember this. Remember the summer. Whatever you do. Don't forget.
#17
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#21
Quote by J.A.M
Woman.


+1
Quote by metalcore123
I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
#23
I just said that because I went to a sleepover partyand that commercial was on all night.
Quote by SlackerBabbath

I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#25
Quote by derekwalden_-33
Just because I dont NEED it, doesnt mean Im not interested. I mean, what man isnt?


Riiiiighht...
Last edited by SGibson666 at Jul 15, 2009,
#29
Quote by TripleN666
What's a male enhancer?

What do you think?
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#30
Quote by TripleN666
What's a male enhancer?



helps you grow a beard...
v CLICK v



Quote by musicjunkie207
The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"
#32
Quote by Eddie4President
I'm 12 and what is this?


I just lul'd pretty hard
Gear:
IBANEZ RG2550EX
Orange Rocker 30
Peavey Ultra Plus (lights up)
#34
Quote by derekwalden_-33
Haha, surely hes just joking? Good lord how do kids NOT know what they are? Its on TV more than tits now a days.



Tits are on TV now a days???
#37
Pepto Bismol
Schecter Loomis
LTD Horizon
Ibanez RGA121
Marshall DSL100
Peavey 5150

Quote by emagdnimasisiht
haha
This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
lespaulrocks39, you sir are awesome.
#39
Quote by SlackerBabbath

I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#40
A boner
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
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