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I woke up this morning as usual, came downstairs, and my dad says ... 'why was your stumbleupon profile set to x-rated?'

At first I was in shock. But I played it cool. I said 'you mean facebook? i don't really know what you're talking about..'

and then my dad said 'no, i think you know exactly what i'm talking about...'

so i took a shower, came back, made some breakfast, my parents came back inside from doing some chores... they stayed in the kitchen and kind of yelled out to me in the dining room.

"so whats the deal with the x-rated profile? why can't we see your profile?!?" they were starting to get more and more worried i think.

and so at this point i said 'i look at porn.'

and this is about the point where the entire atmosphere changed. suddenly my dad is no longer worried i'm putting pictures of my dick on the internet ( i think that's what he thought) and all of a sudden my mom is super pissed that i look at porn (she's just kind of like that and doesn't get into that kind of stuff).

So anyway it was awkward for about a couple hours with my dad. Pretty much all we said was ... 'looks like rain maybe later today' and 'yeah it does...'

and my mom was so pissed that when i came home for lunch, she said 'make it yourself! im pissed.'

So pit, what do you think? Has this ever happened to you? And am I a dumbass for being so easily caught as to make my mom a friend on stumbleupon when my profile was x-rated?

Or maybe just say something that will make me feel better? right now my mom is still pretty pissed at me.

tl;dr my mom found out i look at porn and is pissed but my dad doesn't care.

EDIT: and im 18 by the way and going to college in about 6 weeks.
Last edited by geetarguy13 at Jul 15, 2009,
#4
Your mum isn't pissed that you're looking at porn, she's pissed because you're not sharing it.
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and so at this point i said 'i look at porn.'

and my mom was so pissed that when i came home for lunch, she said 'make it yourself! im pissed.'

Niiice...
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#6
Boy I'm glad I'm not 14 anymore.

Oh wait... you're 18...

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#8
My parents found out I did. They got pissed but nothing really ever happened. Life went back to normal after a couple of days.
#9
Should've just told them you didn't know it was x-rated. Never add your parents as a friend on anything.
#10
ahaha how could u be that thick, sorry though must be embaricing but yeh similar thing where i forgot to set ine to private n my sister found all this outta order stuff id set about a prik in my class tole me dad n he thinks im bullyin him for singin michael bubleau songs, well ya know he takes the piss outts me for lamb of god n cradle of filth so whatever
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#12
She'll get over it I'm sure. It's not that bad...it's pretty normal. At least they didn't find a crack pipe or something. Imagine what your mom would say if she found some weed.
#15
I have no idea what "Stumbleupon" is, but I'm assuming it's some other social networking site that kids are in to these days?

At any rate, on ANY social networking site, never add your parents as a friend if there's something on there you don't want them to know. Why? Because they'll ALWAYS find it. Parents are nosy as hell. Just a little tip for the future.
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Tell them to find you someone who has never looked at porn, that'll make them shut the **** up


Agreed, anyone who masturbates with no supplementary material every time , is way too self interested.
#18
you have yet to master the compliment sandwich

"hey mum, have you changed your hairstyle? it looks sorta more radiant today, somehow lighter, but at the same time more full of colour.
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#19
It's only natural that your dad would understand, and that your mom will be really pissed.
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Gawd just go to the store get someone to boot u a playboy and bust off some knuckle children the way ur grand pappy did!
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I'm sure they will forget about it sooner or later.
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Should've just told them you didn't know it was x-rated. Never add your parents as a friend on anything.

they made me add them to facebook... and at the time, i didn't have it signed up for x-rated. and i didn't expect them to actually try looking at my profile.
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You're 18, could be worse, you could be 14
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What a father
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he could be 7, THAT would make me worry. a 14 year old looking at porn? I'd be more worried about a 14 year old NOT looking at porn.
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My girlfriend found me collection of hardcore Ukrainian lezbian porn videos, she actually started watching it and said "wow that blonde girl is really pretty."
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Don't worry. Your mum will get over it. My mum finds it funny that I look at porn and makes cracks at me about wanking and homosexuality.


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ahaha how could u be that thick, sorry though must be embaricing but yeh similar thing where i forgot to set ine to private n my sister found all this outta order stuff id set about a prik in my class tole me dad n he thinks im bullyin him for singin michael bubleau songs, well ya know he takes the piss outts me for lamb of god n cradle of filth so whatever


Who the HELL thought it was a good idea to let you on to a computer?

Seriously, does anybody understand this?
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Who the HELL thought it was a good idea to let you on to a computer?

Seriously, does anybody understand this?

I think I got dumber just reading that.
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#33
your 18 - that's perfectly legal.. so why are they pissed.. surely they put two and two together.. as In that your a teenage lad, and most teenagers watch porn..
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#36
My mom found out once... I got yelled at.

And you're 18. I'm pretty sure your parents should let you do whatever the hell you want.
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as long as you don't spill any on the keyboard who gives a f***

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But seriously ponography is a art. Stay away from 2 girls one cup and youll be fine
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#39
Christ... You think you'd be more careful. I've been at the porn for years without ever being suspected. (I'm 18 too btw)
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