#1
Ok, pit, I need some creative ideas here, that DO NOT INVOLVE RAPING FAPPING OR ANY SEXUAL COMBINATION OF THE TWO!!

Ok, my cousin, whos three years younger than me, has some creepy little chick friends who have this insane obsession with me.

I need a way to get them off my back and away from me for good. Before they attempt to rape me.

Ideas?

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#3
Are you sure it's not just your weird vision thing you said you have? Because it all sounds too good to be true to me.
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#4
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Ok, pit, I need some creative ideas here, that DO NOT INVOLVE RAPING FAPPING OR ANY SEXUAL COMBINATION OF THE TWO!!

Ok, my cousin, whos three years younger than me, has some creepy little chick friends who have this insane obsession with me.

I need a way to get them off my back and away from me for good. Before they attempt to rape me.

Ideas?
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#5
Out of curiosity, how can there be a non-sexual combination of raping and fapping?
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#9
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Are you sure it's not just your weird vision thing you said you have? Because it all sounds too good to be true to me.


No hallucinations no :p

SYK: Not a bad idea....:p

And I just want them away. Like completely.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
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Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
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#10
Show them your kiddy porn lair.
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#11
Little kids always look up to teenagers, even if they are intimidated by them. At least that's what my mom tells me. When I was little, I was terrified of teenagers. Now I'm 18 and I still am. I often feel they'll mug me cos I'm an easy target, or stab me only to find out that I don't have a cell phone after I bleed to death. Even if they're 2 years younger than me.....


Anyway, ignore them. By trying to get rid of them, you're effectively giving them the attention they want.

Or do the anti-social thing and yell at them to scare them ****less. I haven't done this myself, but I'm often tempted to.
#12
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Out of curiosity, how can there be a non-sexual combination of raping and fapping?


Carefully.

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Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
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Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
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#13
Entice them in with some brightly coloured sweeties.
Or just paint your penis yellow.
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#14
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Rape them first. They won't see it CUMMING .

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#15
MightyAl: Tempting Idea.

Sashki: That screaming idea sounds really good. If I do it i'll video tape it.

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Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
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Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
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#16
bring a loud scary dog with you.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


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Do not sit idly by.
#17
Tell them you're in the middle of sexual reassignment and haven't grown your penis yet.
Some people just wanna watch the world burn. Wanna join me when I take my turn to pour the gas, light the match, see your world flip upside down and drop until it's inside out?
#18
Tsk tsk, I honestly expected some fun ways out of the pit.

For now I have

1. Scare them ****less by acting crazy
2. Give them LSD (my idea) and lock them in a room together to fight to the death (MightyAl)

Any more?

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance