#1
What would it be and why?

it can be funny, serious, non-realistic, and ect.

Could you do me one last favor and buy me a Shamrock Shake
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#3
"Tell my dad that I...." *hhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg*
Last edited by JacobTheMe at Jul 15, 2009,
#5
erm.. "please will you go out with me?"

makes no sense but meh.
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"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#6
For someone to copy the ''In The Wordless Chamber - Emperor'' guitar pro tab and send it over to me.

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#11
i would ask whoever is with me to carry my ashes in a veil around their neck at all times.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#14
"I want you to go meet Solomon. In Conakry."
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#20
ask for a bridge to terabithia.
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#21
can i get this thread???
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oh yes but do they have....THE PIT?


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#23
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can i get this thread???

sure why not bud, I'm kind of depressed right now and instead of doing dumb things like other people do, I made a thread to see what our fine UGers of the Pit would reply

so far it's kinda working

Laughter is the best medicine
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UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#26
I urgently have to tell you about my hidden fortu--HHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGg
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at his command
well you don't have to worry,
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#27
Like.. One last favor before you die or one last favor and then there won't be any more favors, but you will still be alive?

If the first: To meet Buckethead and/or Paul Gilbert.

If the second: Money, lots of it.
I've heard it both ways
#28
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Like before I died?

A smoke-out on a blunt.

No not like before you die, it's like this is your last favor to ask someone to do.
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011