#1
How can I get the queen to knight me? I mean really! Elton John and Paul McCartney are knights, but not Clapton!
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#4
you won't.

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#5
Quote by UnintendedBliss
How can I get the queen to knight me? I mean really! Elton John and Paul McCartney are knights, but not Clapton!

Are you Clapton?

Either way, Clapton doesn't need to be knighted. You seem to have forgotten that he is, in fact, God.
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Either way, Clapton doesn't need to be knighted. You seem to have forgotten that he is, in fact, God.


Ah yes, good point.
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#9
Obviously you have to be gay, or in the Beatles. I'd say you have a better chance with the first option.
#10
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How can I get the queen to knight me? I mean really! Elton John and Paul McCartney are knights, but not Clapton!

Thats SIR Elton John and Paul McCartney to you knave
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Obviously you have to be gay, or in the Beatles. I'd say you have a better chance with the first option.

None of the other Beatles were knighted.
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#18
Ah. Hey I'm American I only knew about the 2 knights in this thread. Now I know 3.
#20
dude!! i got this queen thing to knight me once at some lame scottish rally thing.
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