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#1


WHO'S Got A Freaking Pool!!!!!!!

I sure do! How much freaking fun are pools! I bet Xibit likes pools!



Yo Dawg! I herd You Like Pools...
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I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
Last edited by Pencil Man at Jul 15, 2009,
#2
I have a kiddie pool.
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#3
I go to the beach.
If you're having a threesome with a lady friend and the guy comes up behind you and starts tickling your balls, can you file for sexual harassment?


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You don't know me.

But every time I see your profile name, I get a hard on.
#7
cleaning tips?

i find water helps...
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery.

But today is a gift, that is why it is called the present.
#8
I have an inground pool, it's pretty easy to clean, except when gophers and squirrels decide to try to swim and die, that's not too fun.
#9
Quote by IWantYourBallz
I go to the beach.


Sure you do Mr. I-Live-In-Indiana.
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#10
i has a pool. get one of those things with wheels that drives itself around the bottom of the pool and cleans it as it goes. you hardly ever have to clean it.
#11
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Sure you do Mr. I-Live-In-Indiana.

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#12
Hire a mexican to do it.

sorry if it offends
Last edited by pureebil333 at Jul 15, 2009,
#13
I haz pool.
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#14
My parents will have a pool next week.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#15
Herre in TX, the heat cancels out the clorine, so we get algae.
Quote by SlackerBabbath

I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#16
Quote by itchy guitar
Sure you do Mr. I-Live-In-Indiana.



Actually there are beaches on lake Michigan in Indiana.
Originally posted by arrrgg
When my grandpa comes over to visit, after his shower, he walks around naked to dry off
#17
Quote by itchy guitar
Sure you do Mr. I-Live-In-Indiana.


Ever heard of Lake Michigan?
If you're having a threesome with a lady friend and the guy comes up behind you and starts tickling your balls, can you file for sexual harassment?


Quote by Eddie4President
You don't know me.

But every time I see your profile name, I get a hard on.
#19
Quote by bendystraw
Get a filter that doesn't suck?

But isn't that what they're supposed to do?
Bari Build

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#20
Quote by Led man32
Actually there are beaches on lake Michigan in Indiana.


Those are cheap knockoff beaches, so it doesn't count.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#22
Quote by itchy guitar
Those are cheap knockoff beaches, so it doesn't count.


Actually, you just gotta make sure you don't drink the water.
If you're having a threesome with a lady friend and the guy comes up behind you and starts tickling your balls, can you file for sexual harassment?


Quote by Eddie4President
You don't know me.

But every time I see your profile name, I get a hard on.
#23
All you peeps hatin' on me, don't understand how apool works. A filter cannot suck up algae thats growing on the side of a pool in 100 degree weather.
Quote by SlackerBabbath

I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#24
Quote by IWantYourBallz
Actually, you just gotta make sure you don't drink the water.



EWWIEE. And that Sir, Is why Saltwater beaches>Freshwater beaches.

The defense rests!
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#25
Quote by IWantYourBallz
Actually, you just gotta make sure you don't drink the water.


'Tis all true.
Kiss with a fist, lovely heterosexuals.
#26
Got a lake behind my house.


How I wish, how I wish
That the world, that the world
Had just one
THROAT
And my fingers were around it


Literature thread
#27
Quote by itchy guitar
EWWIEE. And that Sir, Is why Saltwater beaches>Freshwater beaches.

The defense rests!


It's polluted because of the steel mills.
It doesn't taste bad, it just makes you sick.



The water doesn't look too good either.
If you're having a threesome with a lady friend and the guy comes up behind you and starts tickling your balls, can you file for sexual harassment?


Quote by Eddie4President
You don't know me.

But every time I see your profile name, I get a hard on.
#28
Quote by Led man32
Actually there are turds on the beaches on lake Michigan in Indiana.
*fixed*

There are some lovely beaches on the inland lakes in Indiana.

Cedar Lake, ftw!
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#29
Quote by IWantYourBallz
It's polluted because of the steel mills.
It doesn't taste bad, it just makes you sick.



The water doesn't look too good either.


But that's not Florida is it?

Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#30
Quote by Pencil Man
All you peeps hatin' on me, don't understand how apool works. A filter cannot suck up algae thats growing on the side of a pool in 100 degree weather.

How are there any pools anywhere that gets hot then?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#31
You have to clean them! We don't have a real expensive set-up.
Quote by SlackerBabbath

I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#32
I had to help clean our pool out last weekend. We've just finished building a house (after 2 long years) and the pool has been an empty shell for the whole duration (except for when it rained). We had to shovel out a thick layer of smelly sludge and pump the stagnant water out like 5 times. Not a fun job.
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#33
Quote by Pencil Man
You have to clean them! We don't have a real expensive set-up.

.........so the problem is?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#34
I don't have a pool, but I do have a hot tub. It's great on the back after a long shift at work.
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
#36
Quote by SteveHouse
.........so the problem is?

There is no problem! I just made a thread about POOLS!
Quote by SlackerBabbath

I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#37


Did someone say billiards?
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Yes, my mom walked in on me getting my carrot skinned.

So I freaked out and flipped the vegetable tray.

There was ranch everywhere.


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Win


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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
#38
Why do all my threads get off topic and get closed?
Quote by SlackerBabbath

I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#39
Quote by Pencil Man
Why do all my threads get off topic and get closed?

1 - boring OPs
2 - ambiguous OPs
3 - lack of pics.
4 - (this is the most important one) we enjoy fucking with you.

next question?
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#40
Yep, there is a huge pool right outside my door. I think I've used it twice in the last year. I swim in the Ocean all the time.
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