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#1
Well pit I'm going to California in about a day, which means time in airports! My only problem is I get tremendously bored in airports in the down time I have between the security checks and boarding my flight. Previously I have quelled this pre-boarding boredom by skateboarding through the airport and the always congenial book. Although during this trip I am looking to do something different, so any suggestions? Other than the obvious terrorism...
#6
Walk through the airport, and every time you step with your right foot, take a SLOW step and cover your ears like it's going to explode if you step too hard.
#7
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Find an Arab man traveling alone and just follow him around and sneer at him.

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#10
Fap, rape, hit on some chicks, fap on them? if you have a laptop they might have Wifi so you can fap to porn, find some Mudkipz
#11
Prepare to commence the quest to the Mile High Club.
Purchase condoms perhaps?
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#12
Bring a video camera, and get your mom to attract random girls waiting for their flight to have sex with her. Then post all your videos on your new website, "Lesbian Departure."
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#13
I love airports. I got to wait in the Qantas club with my dad once. T'was epic.

If I'm stuck in the terminal with the peasants, I buy a magazine or look around the shops.
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#14
Throw lit firecrackers at people, and laugh when they explode and everyone panics.
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#15
bring your knife and gun collection
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Proceed with extreme caution!
#16
United Breaks guitars, that's genius, But now I fear even taking a guitar to an airport.

And to break dance I may Hardcore dance just for ****s and giggles
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Bring a video camera, and get your mom to attract random girls waiting for their flight to have sex with her. Then post all your videos on your new website, "Lesbian Departure."

I might try to get my 11 year old cousin to do that because my mom isn't going
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#17
Run past security as fast as you can screaming japan four
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#18
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United Breaks guitars, that's genius, But now I fear even taking a guitar to an airport.

And to break dance I may Hardcore dance just for ****s and giggles

I might try to get my 11 year old cousin to do that because my mom isn't going


O no!

#19
To be serious for a moment, don't even think about saying anything like 'bomb' or 'hijack' anywhere near an airport.

It'll get you taken aside by the police and interrogated.

Edit: It sounds like I'm taking the piss but I'm actually not!
#20
walk around with a yo-yo and act like your the biggest badass on the face of the earth

then convince people you can do amazing tricks but dont show them
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SPECT!
WALK!

What'd you say?!
#22
I was in an airport for 11 hours yesterday.

It sucked. I slept, walked around the shops, kicked a soccer ball in the waiting room, and slept.
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#23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1ZQoE1fdgY

What's better than hitting the airport?

Hitting the airport with a Nerf Slingshot!

Let me show you proper usage whilst you frolic!

Locate target: Babe alert

Consequently we can hit on them; LONG DISTANCE

You're gonna love this! Like we love mimes!

NAWT


So, anyways, I think that you should take Seth Green and a Nerf Slingshot to the airport to hit on some babes. LONG DISTANCE.
#25
Get a wig and some lipstick, a video camera, and place it in a stall in the women's bathroom.

Hell you don't even need the video camera, just go in the women's bathroom.
#26
Quote by Grindar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1ZQoE1fdgY

What's better than hitting the airport?

Hitting the airport with a Nerf Slingshot!

Let me show you proper usage whilst you frolic!

Locate target: Babe alert

Consequently we can hit on them; LONG DISTANCE

You're gonna love this! Like we love mimes!

NAWT


So, anyways, I think that you should take Seth Green and a Nerf Slingshot to the airport to hit on some babes. LONG DISTANCE.


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#27
My favorite thing to do at large airports was to watch the screens for flights arriving late. There will invariably someone on that flight that needs to catch a connection which will cause them to RUN across the terminal. If you are lucky, you will encounter and entire mob of running people. Follow them, screaming "IT'S A RACE, IT'S A RACE" like Mr. Bean from that movie (brainfart) where they have to make it to a locker in a train station to win money.

Most of the people you do this to will not find it funny. Some may try to fight you.
#29
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My favorite thing to do at large airports was to watch the screens for flights arriving late. There will invariably someone on that flight that needs to catch a connection which will cause them to RUN across the terminal. If you are lucky, you will encounter and entire mob of running people. Follow them, screaming "IT'S A RACE, IT'S A RACE" like Mr. Bean from that movie (brainfart) where they have to make it to a locker in a train station to win money.

Most of the people you do this to will not find it funny. Some may try to fight you.

Rat race? I may try that if I see a mob
#30
Wear a turban and sprint the opposite way on a 1 way walking sidewalk.
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#31
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Take a dump in the urinals?


Even better:

TAKE AN UPPER-DECKER!
#32
I wish I had enough money to still be showing face in airports. Consider yourself lucky to walk in such a place. Last I went, I was amused simply seeing all the people come and go. Might be a small airport..if so, nothing a book or laptop with internet access can't help. Stop being ridiculous. Skateboarding thru the airport? Come on. wahts the point.
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#33
"I am going to Burbank Airport"

(Hope someone knows that reference)
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#34
Go to the Bar and count the number of pilots you find there. hell you might even meet the pilot that is going to fly you haha
#35
Run around and shout praise to Allah. Failsafe option if ever there was one.
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I wish I had enough money to still be showing face in airports. Consider yourself lucky to walk in such a place. Last I went, I was amused simply seeing all the people come and go. Might be a small airport..if so, nothing a book or laptop with internet access can't help. Stop being ridiculous. Skateboarding thru the airport? Come on. wahts the point.

I don't think you read my post the first time, I've already skated through an airport, it was awesome
#38
Write "Sarah" or any other common name on a piece of cardboard and wait by the flight's exit. Then wait and see how many people think that you're their driver!
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#39
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"I am going to Burbank Airport"

(Hope someone knows that reference)

OH thare is no luggage where im going. hahah
#40
Walk up to someone boarding their flight and in a serious voice with a straight face say "Dont get on your flight today". Then slowly turn around and walk away fairly slow.

This = instant win at any airport.
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