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#1
I see so many living seagulls but I've never seen any dead ones.... where do they die??
#5
You know in RPG's where the bodies fade away after an alloted amount of time? The same thing goes for seagulls.
#6
They don't, seagulls are what happened when Jesus descended into heaven, when you get all seagulls together, and if they put their power rings together they form and turn into Jesus, but killing just one seagull will cause us to be plunged into evil forever.
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#10
They die and I harvest the bodies to make my famous Seagull Gumbo
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#11
Everyone knows that the internal compass in them makes them return to the stereotypical deserted island where they were born and they die there. Seeing how the island is deserted, no one sees dead seagulls.
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#12
if you throw alka seltzer tablets to seagulls, they will eat them then blow up.
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#15
they die yoda style and disappear, but can become a hologram and come back to communicate with the living and take the french fries that we drop.
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#17
You know in RPG's where the bodies fade away after an alloted amount of time? The same thing goes for seagulls.


They die and I harvest the bodies to make my famous Seagull Gumbo


#18
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Jet engines.
I would imagine millions of seagulls die there every year.
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#19
they probably die on the beach, of sink in the ocean
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#21
I have seen dead decomposed seagulls on the beach, but not very often.
I figure their bodies just become part of the ocean like old weeds and shells and human waste.
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#22
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#23
they dont die. they faint, go to a pokecenter to get revivied, then get back to their highways in the sky.
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#26
they actuly don't die. that seagull you saw at the beach when you were ...he is still floating around some beach eating garbage and avoiding rocks thrown by little kids.
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#27
Depends where they are training or gaining experience points. I've never seen a dead one either but I always assumed they cast Life or Heal spells before they ran out of hit points..not sure how they regenerate their mana though.
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And you don't see them again 'till the 4th of July.

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#30
In the ocean, jet engines, etc.
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#31
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if you throw alka seltzer tablets to seagulls, they will eat them then blow up.

Same thing happens with dynamite and babies.

EDIT: Actually, I saw a seagull dead in the street outside a Popeye's once...I'm pretty sure of what happened to it after I left.
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#32
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Same thing happens with dynamite and babies.

EDIT: Actually, I saw a seagull dead in the street outside a Popeye's once...I'm pretty sure of what happened to it after I left.

It respawned!
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#33
dude, i have seen so many dead seagulls in my life. the beach, the coast highway, the lagoons...
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#34
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I would imagine millions of seagulls die there every year.

I wouldn't say millions.

They die out at sea, according to the simpsons.
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#35
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I wouldn't say millions.

They die out at sea, according to the simpsons.
I would.
I saw well over a hundred ingested during a single takeoff at Logan Airport.
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#37
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I would.
I saw well over a hundred ingested during a single takeoff at Logan Airport.

Well then there wouldn't be anymore left on then would there
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#38
And there would have been a lot of broke airplane engines.
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#40
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And there would have been a lot of broke airplane engines.
You have idea how many seagulls jet engines can withstand without breaking.

One of the tests a new engine design had to endure was having 8 pound bird carcasses shot from an air cannon directly into the engine intake, with the engine spooled up. This test has since replaced by one using gelatin blocks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2OS2pwrZTI
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