#1
I am le 17 years old! what did ze pit get meh?

ps i normally hate birthday threads, but i felt like i deserved one from recent events.

so pit, please give me a viable birthday present, preferably cake that isnt a lie.
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Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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#5
normally ppl who do this in the pit get presents.....

^thank you for the mudkipz. and yes there should be a thread on it. but nobody would use it if you think about it
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
#6
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#7
I got you a present but you have to translate this text first to find it:

Я вам повії користуються, я сховав її в ваш кращий друг в чулане, я сподіваюся, що він не мав секс з нею ще.
#10
i got you an ass kicking
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#11
Quote by Lord Mudkipz
I got you a present but you have to translate this text first to find it:

Я вам повії користуються, я сховав її в ваш кращий друг в чулане, я сподіваюся, що він не мав секс з нею ще.



my translator doesnt speak russian fluently. or you just used incorrect grammar. it read out as:

I to you [pov
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
#12
Quote by GODhimself37
I am le 17 years old! what did ze pit get meh?

ps i normally hate birthday threads, but i felt like i deserved one from recent events.

so pit, please give me a viable birthday present, preferably cake that isnt a lie.

did you finally get laid?
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#13
Quote by Zugunruhe
you get the last thing i copied!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIeL0g8GpXM

enjoy!



i love it! thanks

Quote by RHCP987123
did you finally get laid?


uh no that happened a while ago. but i did get a blowjob watching the new harry potter movie
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
#14
Quote by GODhimself37
my translator doesnt speak russian fluently. or you just used incorrect grammar. it read out as:

I to you [pov


That's because it isn't Russian, there's more than one language that uses Cyrillic
#15
Quote by Lord Mudkipz
That's because it isn't Russian, there's more than one language that uses Cyrillic



...go on
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
#16
Quote by Lord Mudkipz
I got you a present but you have to translate this text first to find it:

Я вам повії користуються, я сховав її в ваш кращий друг в чулане, я сподіваюся, що він не мав секс з нею ще.


I have used prostitutes, I hid it in your best friend in the closet, I hope he has not had sex with her again.

amirite?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#17
Quote by Gregray88
******



uhhhh thankS?
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
#18
Quote by ryan_nadon
I have used prostitutes, I hid it in your best friend in the closet, I hope he has not had sex with her again.

amirite?


Pretty close
#19
Quote by Lord Mudkipz
That's because it isn't Russian, there's more than one language that uses Cyrillic


people always overlook this one...

slava ukraina
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#20
lol@poop


here OP, abba gold on vinyl
Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
#22
Quote by GODhimself37

but i did get a blowjob watching the new harry potter movie

dude, wasnt there like 5 year olds in the theatre?
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plus accessories
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#23
Quote by RHCP987123
dude, wasnt there like 5 year olds in the theatre?





it was the late showing.... but i came right after dumbledoor died. you know, the REALLY quiet part?

it was pretty awkward. my moans of pleasure at climax and its so quiet ppl can hear people BREATHING 5 rows behind them

gotta good laugh at it though afterwards...
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


Computer Science major! Apple enthusiast!
I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
#24
I'll save your birthday thread, TS. I love these things, dunno why

Taco pizza!



For dessert:


[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#25
Quote by SteveHouse
I'll save your birthday thread, TS. I love these things, dunno why

Taco pizza!

*delicious pizza*

For dessert:

*mario cake*]



your avatar isnt "L" is it?
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


Computer Science major! Apple enthusiast!
I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
#26
Quote by GODhimself37


it was the late showing.... but i came right after dumbledoor died. you know, the REALLY quiet part?

it was pretty awkward. my moans of pleasure at climax and its so quiet ppl can hear people BREATHING 5 rows behind them

gotta good laugh at it though afterwards...

My Gear:
Fender Custom Shop Time Machine 1956 relic
plus accessories
Your position and your relationship with music has to be one from the inside. - John Frusciante
and yes, my avatar is weezy, what?
#27
Quote by GODhimself37
your avatar isnt "L" is it?

Why yes.

In fact, here's Samuel L for your trouble.


[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#28
Quote by SteveHouse
Why yes.

In fact, here's Samuel L for your trouble.




noyce!

on another note, i love death note! (no pun intended)
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


Computer Science major! Apple enthusiast!
I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!