Poll: Close the door while having a crap alone in the house?
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View poll results: Close the door while having a crap alone in the house?
Yes
87 55%
No
51 32%
I have no toilet
19 12%
Voters: 157.
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#1
If you are alone in the house and you go for a crap, do you close the bathroom door while taking said crap?

I found myself musing upon the question today while on the crapper, after having closed the door, while being alone in the house.
Last edited by Valderama at Jul 16, 2009,
#2
did you close the door?
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#4
yes anybody could straight up break in to the house and it would be a little embarassing to hear on the news "local man/woman gets house broken into and robbed while on the toilet"
#5
ye, because what if someone comes home unexpectedly? I'd be pretty much ****ed because my downstairs bathroom faces the front door, and the toilet is too far away from the door to reach it.
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#10
If I'm alone in the house, I take a shit in the sink.
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#11
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If I'm alone in the house, I take a shit in the sink.

Such a loose cannon!
#12
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yes anybody could straight up break in to the house and it would be a little embarassing to hear on the news "local man/woman gets house broken into and robbed while on the toilet"

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#16
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If I'm alone in the house, I take a shit in the sink.



do u also wash ur vegetables in that sink???
just saying
#17
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yes anybody could straight up break in to the house and it would be a little embarassing to hear on the news "local man/woman gets house broken into and robbed while on the toilet"


What would this have to do with the door being open. If you were robbed while on the crapper, it wouldnt matter if the door was open or not, you would still be robbed and still be on the toilet.

I voted yes, close door. You never know when someone might come in. Also keeps the smell in the bathroom for the fan to suck up enstead of it diffusing through out the house.
#18
I usually leave it open and have the radio/music on in my room. Same applies while I'm in the bath.
#21
Yeah, always. I don't like it when my dogs watch me
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#22
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#23
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Who voted 'no toilet' besides me?


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okay so do you 2 live in like the forest or something??
#26
If no one else is home, I leave the door open when I use the restroom.. hell, sometimes even if people are home, it's like a game that way - don't get caught shitting!

Actually, my bathroom door is about 3 turns from facing anything else in the house, I just get to look at a wooden door, and hardly ever do my parents walk down there.
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#27
i still say close the door just in case someone walks in unless u have an extremely horny gf who would walk in on u on accident and take u to her "room"
#30
No.

My downstairs bathroom is small enough that I could kick the door closed if someone came home while I was on it.
#31
I voted I dont have atoilet , but I have one
But yeah if I am alone I dont close the door and everytime my dog walks in
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#32
I ONLY close the door if I'm alone :
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#33
i dont ****.
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#37
I never close the door, even when i have company over. I love the expressions they get when they walk past the bathroom and see me half naked with a crazed fox look on my face.
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#38
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okay so do you 2 live in like the forest or something??

I just never piss or shit, ever. I'm like the Native Americans who used every part of the bison, except I do it with food.

Can't answer for the other guy.

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#39
i swear i seen this thread once before
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#40
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