#1
Well after feeling like crap for a few days now i went to the doctor today. I've been told i have swine flu.


Im starting to get worried as its getting worse
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#2
see you on the other side

EDIT: Or not, cuz you won't die. You'll get better.

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#4
the only cure is to eat pork... i pray for you that you aren't of the jewish faith then.
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#6
Don't get a Vaccination! more people have died of the imperfect vaccination than the actual influenza!
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#7
someone should make the only i have swine flu thread

cause i can see a lot of these coming..

#8
well, i assume he told you about the process of zombification that goes along with it? after death, it can restart a few parts of the nervous system, allowing parts of the brain to regain very minimal activity, and allowing the heart to beat very slowly, slightly bringing the body back to life for a few hours, although they will have no trace of personality, and will just be a living corpse.
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#9
Don't worry. Only 0.5% of these who get it die. Just stay at home or the hospital and don't transmit it to anyone.
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#10
its only fatal if you have some underlining sickness with it
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#12
What do you mean by "getting worse"?

I can assure you, 28 Days Later isn't about to happen.
#14
Go walk around coughing on people. I would.
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#15
people are still getting swine flu?

hmmm

deja vu
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#16
make your peace.
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#20
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What do you mean by "getting worse"?

I can assure you, 28 Days Later isn't about to happen.



that'd be cool if it did though eh?

I loved that movie
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#21
Don't worry man, i had it like 2 months ago and here i am alive and weel. You feel like you're going to die for a few days but after like 4-6 days you start feeling better, not good but better. Just rest and take it easy.
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#22
Don't worry about it. Think about the numbers. how many have died in the last few months? Doens't even compare with how many people get murdered, die in a car accident, or from other diseases. This whole scare is the media's fault, way too much coverage.
#23
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Don't get a Vaccination! more people have died of the imperfect vaccination than the actual influenza!


Well, it'd be pointless right now to get a vaccine seeing as he already has the swine flu
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#25
HEY, DON'T WORRY, IT'S ONLY FATAL IF YOU MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT!....wait.
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#27
Oh dear. You have a varient of flu with a 0.5% mortality rate. Panic.
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#28
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Don't worry. Only 0.5% of these who get it die. Just stay at home or the hospital and don't transmit it to anyone.


ts could be one of them

sorry >_>

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