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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/15/caller-reduces-glenn-beck_n_233846.html


Nutlog Fox News Channel comedian Glenn Beck was apparently doing his radio show today, when he finally got so sick of what some caller was telling him about health care in the Netherlands that he went to his "death metal" place, angrily spitting envenomed barbs of invective back at the lady on the other line. It was crazy and growly and scary! But that was nothing! Mere seconds later, when the woman said something to the effect that Beck didn't care about people without health care, and yet he was cool with big bank bailouts, Beck somehow found a much higher level of TOTAL CRAZYSAUCE than ever before! Suddenly, Beck was emitting horrifying high-pitched shrieks, wailing, "GET OFF MY PHONE! GET OFF MY PHONE!" and a bunch of other terrifying stuff that only dogs can hear. Jeezy creezy the guy is just all messed up inside!





Almost as good as O'Reilly's "FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE" freak out
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I heard a rumor that all fox news casters and the retards who watch it do.
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that was infuriating to listen to. he wouldn't stop interrupting her and wouldn't let her speak.
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What an idiot.
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#9
I hate it when people say "You don't care about people!!11!!!1!!1" when it comes to healthcare, social security, stuff like that

I don't like social security, my grandpa's on it, I still love him to death and care about him.

I agree with Beck, but he needs to CALM THE **** DOWN!!! FOR ****S SAKE!!!
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That made my ****ing day.
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I hate it when people say "You don't care about people!!11!!!1!!1" when it comes to healthcare, social security, stuff like that

I don't like social security, my grandpa's on it, I still love him to death and care about him.

I agree with Beck, but he needs to CALM THE **** DOWN!!! FOR ****S SAKE!!!

Ya, you love him, he just doesn't deserve an independent source of income.
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#13
Wow he's even more of a insane prick than I thought. He can't go 5 seconds without talking or screaming...

EDIT: Lol i love how he pats himself on the back at the end. "Look how we handled that woman, answered every one of her arguments with the logic she thinks we don't have!"

I like how he faces every discussion with the delusion that he is 100% right no matter what.
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#14


It's shocking that you americans have such people in the media. I've never experienced something like this where I've lived, but then again I don't watch the news too often.

However, I think if there were similar odd characters (or indeed entire channels) I'd have heard about them.
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Oh man that's funny. I feel sorry for any people who still take Beck seriously.
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"WHO WAS PHONE??? WHO WAS PHONE????"

I'll listen to this in about 20 minutes, then probably lol.

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Ya, you love him, he just doesn't deserve an independent source of income.


He has other sources of money aside from social security
His son also helps support him, because he lives with my grandfather and had nowhere else to go after he got out of prison. I don't like the fact that my grandfather lets him stay there, but I do love my grandfather, my love for him is unconditional.

Don't ever question my love for family members, it's highly insulting, especially after I merely stated an opinion about where a government should put its money.
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He has other sources of money aside from social security
His son also helps support him, because he lives with my grandfather and had nowhere else to go after he got out of prison. I don't like the fact that my grandfather lets him stay there, but I do love my grandfather, my love for him is unconditional.

You clearly missed the word "independent" in my post.
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#19
I love the beggining where he's agreeing with her. It's hilarious.
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Glenn Beck is a fucking moron and/or insane.
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Glenn Beck is a fucking moron and/or insane.


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yeah, that was kinda weird, ok extremely weird and akward.
but he is right in what he's saying.
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yeah, that was kinda weird, ok extremely weird and akward.
but he is right in what he's saying.

No he's not....


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Glenn Beck is a fucking moron and/or insane.

Ex-fucking-zactly.
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I like Fox News because it's the best example of people fooling other people into thinking they're watching the news. Ahh, trolling at its finest.
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It's evidently a rite of passage for right-wing "commentators"

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#30


WHAT THE FUNK. 3:30 I literally lol'd. But seriously, this is the most ridiculous "debate" I've ever heard. I hate how he keeps belittling everything she's saying instead of actually breaking down her argument. The mock-woman voice at 4:25 was also quite immature. How is this kind of journalism acceptable? Disgusting.
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#31
I love Glenn Beck. I listen to his radio show all the time.

Don't really expect anyone on here to agree with anything he says and personally I don't give a ****, but I support him %100.

I actually challenge you guys to argue Glenn Becks point instead of laughing.
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I actually challenge you guys to argue Glenn Becks point instead of laughing.


I don't personally consider childishly repeating someone's words and throwing a tantrum as a point
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#37
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JDawg, what point did he make?

Hidden in all the sarcasm, screaming and generally childish behaviour was one clear point that he rested on "The USA has the best healthcare in the world".
That's blatantly and quantifiably false

http://www.photius.com/rankings/healthranks.html
http://www.photius.com/rankings/world_health_performance_ranks.html
http://allcountries.org/health/usa_health_care_2008_nyt.html
http://www.photius.com/rankings/total_health_expenditure_as_pecent_of_gdp_2000_to_2005.html
http://www.photius.com/rankings/healthy_life_table2.html

For a nation that consumes so much of the worlds resources and has such a high GDP to be so far down the rankings is laughable. They should be number one, there's no reason why they couldn't be, but they ain't. Beck is very wrong on that point, unsurprisingly.
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I don't personally consider childishly repeating someone's words and throwing a tantrum as a point



It's a comedic radio show. It's to be quite expected.
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Quote by JDawg
It's a comedic radio show. It's to be quite expected.



Thats comedy? **** it's worse then his stand up.


Edit: should mention his stand up consisted of him saying something like, illegal immigrants, in a questioning voice then his audience laughing it up.
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