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#1
I think they should introduce galvatron since megatron is injured through unicron and make him the "enemy" for the third movie or add if they are allowed to primus. also show ultra mangus and omega supreme has optimus always says autobots living in secretly amongst humans. Add unicron would just top the movie with his scale.
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#3
Remove robo testicles ect.
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#5
not sucking

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More explosions would be nice.

oh god no
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#6
There should be a scene where Michael bay spills his load all over the transformers. He wanks so much in these movies, he's well overdue for a climax.
#8
naked megan fox, more camaro, add in a Challenger, add in a new Mustang, add in a Dodge Viper, add in a Mclaren SLR.
#10
A few topless scenes.

or I'm sure if you added some robots, you could get some nerds interested?
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#11
i would only make one if it was basically a porno with Megan fox and Scarlett Johansson.
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#12
i would say perhaps a plot and good guys that are actually distinguishable from the bad guys... oh and how about a dialogue that isnt ENTIRELY composed of mind-numbing cliches??
#13
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i would say perhaps a plot and good guys that are actually distinguishable from the bad guys... oh and how about a dialogue that isnt ENTIRELY composed of mind-numbing cliches??

Yes I'm a bit saddened with a producer like Spielberg the story is not on par with the transformers universe, and also they are very easy to tell apart to me.
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#14
Quote by deathbyriley



oh god no


Why not man? I think they are capable of so much more. What would be truly bitchin' is if at the very beginning of the movie the title exploded into a million pieces, and the explosion didn't stop until the ending credits. Nothing but fire and death with the sound of dialogue in the background.

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add in a Mclaren SLR.


Oh god no. Those things are hideous.
#16
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I think they should introduce galvatron since megatron is injured through unicron and make him the "enemy" for the third movie or add if they are allowed to primus. also show ultra mangus and omega supreme has optimus always says autobots living in secretly amongst humans. Add unicron would just top the movie with his scale.



Uh, what?
#18
a coherent and engaging plot.
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#19
Yeah, i would take away everything that had to do with transformers because the movies suck compared to the cartoons. And yes, I am comparing this to the ****ty cartoon on at 5 in the morning on cartoon network. It is a lot better then the movies have even come close to.
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#20
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Why not man? I think they are capable of so much more. What would be truly bitchin' is if at the very beginning of the movie the title exploded into a million pieces, and the explosion didn't stop until the ending credits. Nothing but fire and death with the sound of dialogue in the background.
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thats very possible with michael "i love explosions" bay
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#24
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a coherent and engaging plot.


That's quite a tall order, my friend. I think you better Bay that down a bit.
#26
I want them to get rid of that main guy. He pisses the hell out of me.
#27
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Megan Fox nude.

pretty much this

also, i would like michael bay to be involved in as little of the production as possible. (preferably none)
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#31
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pretty much this

also, i would like michael bay to be involved in as little of the production as possible. (preferably none)


why does everybody hate Michael Bay?
#32
I agree with the more sex scenes..but maybe also robot sex??? would megan fox **** bumble bee? thats what i wanna see....
#33
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why does everybody hate Michael Bay?


Because he covers up his inadequacies with lots of flare. His movies are normally really shallow with shitty character development, cringe-worthy dialogue, and 2D acting. Megan Fox is basically his directing ability in human form. Now I see why he's such a fan of her. He sees himself in her. Giggity.
#34
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Just watch Bruno.


Loved it.
I actually think I liked it more than Borat.


Ne me quitte pas mon chere.
#36
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Loved it.
I actually think I liked it more than Borat.


As did I. It was definitely more shocking, to say the least.
#37
Quote by happytimeharry
As did I. It was definitely more shocking, to say the least.


Granted, I was also extremely tired, and therefore, slap happy when I watched it.


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#38
Quote by jemjabella42
Granted, I was also extremely tired, and therefore, slap happy when I watched it.




slap-happy, huh? Haven't heard that term in a while.
#39
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Megan Fox nude.


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#40
Quote by flame843
have Shia Lebeouf's character be crushed to death by a steamroller

THIS!

Also: Beast Wars.
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