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There's this kid in my grade. He's a dick. He's always been a dick to me and pretty much everyone who isn't in his clique. Anyway long story short his mom died of cancer about 2 months ago, figured would make him see how fragile life is, maybe make him change his cold hearted ways. Today he drove by me as I was walking to a 7-11, and threw an open Sprite bottle at my head. Karma's a lie. Discuss.
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Interesting Tale, Friend
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#3
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There's this kid in my grade. He's a dick. He's always been a dick to me and pretty much everyone who isn't in his clique. Anyway long story short his mom died of cancer about 2 months ago, figured would make him see how fragile life is, maybe make him change his cold hearted ways. Today he drove by me as I was walking to a 7-11, and threw an open Sprite bottle at my head. Karma's a lie. Discuss.


Maybe ****ing with you makes him feel better?
#8
What did you get at 7-11?
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#9
...you don't like the guy and his mom just died.....
I fail to see how this disproves a belief that originated thousands of years ago.
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#12
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What did you get at 7-11?


Yes, I also find this more interesting then the actual thread topic.
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#13
karma doesn't exist, how can it lie?
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#16
he gave you a sprite for free...he even opened it for you! stop being so ungrateful
#17
do what i do. kick the **** out of him , and then when he realizes that you'll tool him every time you get into a fight you call his mother a wh0re
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#18
Only one solution:



I hope you bought a BIG CUP.
Any spelling or grammatical errors written above are because of my inferior brain to yours. Good job, you won life.
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Only one solution:



I hope you bought a BIG CUP.


Weatherman reference= +1000 to you, good sir. Anyway, to TS, why are you worrying about it? It's all just posturing, he's just trying to get a rise out of you. Don't fulfill his wish by getting your panties in a bunch. Or, beat the shit out of him. It's all good.
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#24
I don't think karma has anything to do with someone who doesn't like you throwing soft drink at you. How ever he does sound like an arse and I do feel sorry for you TS.

Get him back! Tie him to a lamp post and pull his pants down, that'll show him.

EDIT:

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Ask him how his moms doing.



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#25
Quote by CrashedTheShow3
Today he drove by me as I was walking to a 7-11, and threw an open Sprite bottle at my head.

dude that would piss me off so bad. why don't you just wreck his shit.
wait till he's not with his posse and beat him.

anger issues ftw
#26
Quote by CrashedTheShow3
There's this kid in my grade. He's a dick. He's always been a dick to me and pretty much everyone who isn't in his clique. Anyway long story short his mom died of cancer about 2 months ago, figured would make him see how fragile life is, maybe make him change his cold hearted ways. Today he drove by me as I was walking to a 7-11, and threw an open Sprite bottle at my head. Karma's a lie. Discuss.

Sorry to break it to you, but.

All your morals/values/etc. are made up. Enjoy it.

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There's this kid in my grade. He's a dick. He's always been a dick to me and pretty much everyone who isn't in his clique. Anyway long story short his mom died of cancer about 2 months ago, figured would make him see how fragile life is, maybe make him change his cold hearted ways. Today he drove by me as I was walking to a 7-11, and threw an open Sprite bottle at my head. Karma's a lie. Discuss.



...Is karma the lie? or lie is the karma?


...


...the karma lie is lie karma the!


Now, just think about that and all your questions will be answered.
#28
i agree, he's an ass, so his mom died. karma must be working after all.
but if you still are mad at him, beat the hell out of him, or, what's even worse, make all kinds of "your mom" jokes. lmao, just tell him his mom didn't die of cancer, it was really the latest disease sweeping the nation: sh*tty-son-itus. lol
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#31
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Ask him how his moms doing.

This.

As badly as he may leave after confronting him like that, it will all be worth it just to see a glimpse of sorrow and despair in his otherwise conceited eyes as you mention it.
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#33
Karma already killed his mom for you. What more do you want, you bastard?

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#34
maybe you have done something that deserved a full sprite bottle to be thrown at your head.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


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#35
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i agree, he's an ass, so his mom died. karma must be working after all.
but if you still are mad at him, beat the hell out of him, or, what's even worse, make all kinds of "your mom" jokes. lmao, just tell him his mom didn't die of cancer, it was really the latest disease sweeping the nation: sh*tty-son-itus. lol


This.


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Ask him how his moms doing.


Also this.
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#37
You might just have one of those faces.
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I ****ing love Sprite.

As do I
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#39
Of course there's no such thing as Karma. Good things happen to terrible people all the time, and terrible things happen to great people even more often. Everything is just playing out in a random fashion, my friend.


And there are few things which can truly change people besides time.
#40
Just let it go and learn that people are going to be dicks. The pit is the right place for you.


Ne me quitte pas mon chere.
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