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#1
So Pit, what are your main turn offs from the opposite sex?

For me it's unshaved bush, sometimes that shit is just nasty! Or, just being unhygienic.
#2
socks.

Just step yourself outside, and look up at the stars above.

#3
Breath that reeks, and smelly pits.
"One does not walk into Vatican City with one's ass hanging out."
#6
getting my dick bitten off
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#10
When they aren't flashing me. I hate that.
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#11
When women burp and fart constantly. There is an attractive girl at my school but she burps CONSTANTLY and it grosses me out.
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#13
when they have clothes on
Ill Take it all
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#15
When they have boobs.

Also.. when they don't have the same humor that I do. If they don't get my jokes or I don't get theirs, compatibility is not probable.


Ne me quitte pas mon chere.
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#20
when they bitch to you about not being hot, then they get angry when you tell them that they're hot, even though they are hot. damn women.
#21
toe thumbs
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8/7/09 man, the pear broke loose.

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Rule #2 - The Boss is always right
Rule #3 - When the boss is wrong see rule #2
#22
not understanding that whatever they say is incorrect
Ill Take it all
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#25
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Shaved Bush



hey?

whatever indiana jones. you can take the jungle anyday
Ill Take it all
Arrows and Guns.. Hundreds and more


Save you from one
#26
my hilarious comment was once again ignored
YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS SIG

8/7/09 man, the pear broke loose.

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Rule #2 - The Boss is always right
Rule #3 - When the boss is wrong see rule #2
#27
Too much self importance
Bitchiness
Fakeness
Over reacting
RIP Tom Searle.
#28
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hey?

whatever indiana jones. you can take the jungle anyday


Damn Straight I can!

Seriously I want it to look like Buzz Osborne or Jimi Hendrix down there! A huge bush afro
#29
Stubble.

You find it in the worst places...
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#30
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Damn Straight I can!

Seriously I want it to look like Buzz Osborne or Jimi Hendrix down there! A huge bush afro


Obvious troll is obvious
RIP Tom Searle.
#32
chandelier earrings. dirty looking crucifix necklaces and the like.
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#35
Stupidity.
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#36
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When women burp and fart constantly. There is an attractive girl at my school but she burps CONSTANTLY and it grosses me out.


YUCK!!

That disgusts me as well. I can't handle girls farting/burping or even when they say they "need to pee" or anything like that, yuck. Or any mention of periods
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.
#37
I hate retarded cell phone chicks.
"OMG, I just got a text!" I've been on dates where the girls texted the entire time, I almost got up left them, obviously they had more important things to worry about than they guy they're on a date with.
#38
Double standards, particularly the girls that preach equality then stereotype men as sex crazed animals.

The girls I know lie, and I hate liers.

Not being hygienic.

Girls that are decent when their not with their friends, and then when they are they try and control you/boss you around/be rude and bitchy and then when you say "No, get some manners" or what ever and walk off and find something better to do they get cut haha.

Smellyness.
#40
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Or any mention of periods


Dude, i rather have a girl mention shes on her period then to find out another way.

Plus i had a girl complain non stop for like 6 hours (i swear it was longer then 2 hours) just because i got mad and told her "What are you on your Rag or something"

After that, a girl could mention her period while i'm eating