Poll: Would you be a porn star?
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Yes
119 28%
No
192 45%
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Voters: 422.
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#1
So Pit, this is a question I think I'll get ridiculed about but I'll ask it anyways.

I mean, if you did porn you'd get enough sex, but would it be worth it? I think it'd be a weird situation to be in, just cause I'm a loser with morals.

Discuss.

EDIT: I wouldn't.
Last edited by Dr Spaceman at Jul 17, 2009,
#3
Ask Ron Jeremy.

I'm pretty sure he got his first porn movie contract in a box of cracker jacks.
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Last edited by DirtyMakik at Jul 17, 2009,
#4
I'm pretty sexually open so I don't think it would be a problem for me. I mean, i've had sex while my friends are in the room, and had friends do it with their girlfriends right by me. So yeah, its not really an issue.
#9
id do it part time...
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#11
Quote by imdeth
I lack a big penis. Anyone out here into small penii?

not really into penii at all.

heres a question:
if you had to be with a guy, would you want him to have a large or small penis?

*ponders*
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..
...
I have no opinion on this matter.
#12
Quote by imdeth
I lack a big penis. Anyone out here into small penii?



really? i imagine you would have an extraordinarily large penis....
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#13
inb4 someone says he's already a porn star.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#14
Probably not. I aspire to have a more widely accepted well paying career where my college degree is put to use. That would hopefully lead to a hot wife who is good in bed. I'll let you guys know how that's going in a few years.
#15
yes and no..id be scared to do anal..and there are only a handful of good looking male porn stars that i would do..so i wouldnt get much work..
#16
Dude, I'd be down in a heartbeat. I love fucking. And to get paid for doing that? Jahdamn, that'd be sweet.
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#18
no
I'm not very fond of all the STDs I'd get.
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#19
Quote by burndttoast
Probably not. I aspire to have a more widely accepted well paying career where my college degree is put to use. That would hopefully lead to a hot wife who is good in bed. I'll let you guys know how that's going in a few years.

fuck that, I'm gonna go be a porn star.

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#20
Quote by keithmoon15
really? i imagine you would have an extraordinarily large penis....


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#22
Quote by burndttoast
Probably not. I aspire to have a more widely accepted well paying career where my college degree is put to use. That would hopefully lead to a hot wife who is good in bed. I'll let you guys know how that's going in a few years.


You do realize that according to statistics, most marriages fail miserably within two years; others end in murder-suicides, and a small percentage of them end with what we like to call "liveable hatred".

#23
Ehh... I wouldent. I dunno i just dont want to have mindless sex all the time.
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#24
Quote by SoftParade1967
Ehh... I wouldent. I dunno i just dont want to have mindless sex all the time.


mindless sex is the best kind of sex..just zone out and bangbangbang!
#25
Quote by SoftParade1967
Ehh... I wouldent. I dunno i just dont want to have mindless sex all the time.


ohh I want to find to pretiez gurl in teh planet then I'll love her lika lover and wee'll be happee togather forevar LIFE IS GOOOOOD
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#26
Quote by keithmoon15
really? i imagine you would have an extraordinarily large penis....


The radiation from my crotch isn't good :/

Quote by Zugunruhe
not really into penii at all.

heres a question:
if you had to be with a guy, would you want him to have a large or small penis?

*ponders*


Hmm. How large is large? Like split your arse with blood and shit large?
#27
unless they are this good looking i wouldnt do them. jean val jean..my favorite former porn star..


#28
Quote by Zugunruhe

heres a question:
if you had to be with a guy, would you want him to have a large or small penis?

You've just blown my mind.
#29
Well it depends, if I had no other way of getting money, but had a huge c ock, I'd be stupid NOT to be pornstar....right?
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#30
apparently there isn't much money for men in porn unless they're willing to do gay porn as well. if that wasn't the case, i would, but seeing as it is the case i wouldn't.
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#31
Quote by pistols
apparently there isn't much money for men in porn unless they're willing to do gay porn as well. if that wasn't the case, i would, but seeing as it is the case i wouldn't.

Oh. Well even so, I have no problem with ****ing hot bitches.
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#32
Surprisingly no. What decent girl would want to marry a porn star or ex porn star? Call me old-fashioned but i really enjoy sex a lot more if i care about the girl. And im probably the only 16 year old guy you will EVER hear say that. Lol
#34
Quote by Zugunruhe
not really into penii at all.

heres a question:
if you had to be with a guy, would you want him to have a large or small penis?

*ponders*



I could answer this question honestly if you'd like since I've been posed it before.

I'm pretty sure that you only add an i at the end to show multiples if the word ends in 'us'. Could be mistaken though
#35
Quote by nikki82
unless they are this good looking i wouldnt do them. jean val jean..my favorite former porn star..



you have pretty high standards.
#37
Quote by nikki82
unless they are this good looking i wouldnt do them. jean val jean..my favorite former porn star..





Omg i totally saw him in a pr0n!! He's better sex than me
#38
Quote by CoreysMonster
you have pretty high standards.


oh please..i dont think they are ridiculously high..but aint he pretty and i never liked guys with long hair until i saw him..and u should see his face..and his penis! he wouldnt even have to ask.

but excuse me..id do you too..
#39
Quote by codynw42
Omg i totally saw him in a pr0n!! He's better sex than me


i think he is better than everyone.
#40
and are we all going into detail on different types of porn..because there are a lot of those i wouldnt do.
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