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So here's the thing: I live in Europe but my boyfriend (I know him for 4 years) is going to the USA for a f***ing month and we can't really talk that much while he's there. I'm very attached to him and we have never been apart for so long, so I'm pretty sure I'll kill myself before he returns

Pit, what should I do so I don't die of sadness/boredom?
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#9
Oh get over it...

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#10
cheat on him after he's been away for a week and tell him about it while crying saying how sorry you are and that you only did it because you couldn't stand being away from him for so long and that you were desperate and you love him and want to marry him and have kids and be buried together at the same time with your hands sewn together.
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Harden up emo kid.


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A month isn't even that long.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#13
stock up with as much food as you can, board up all your windows on the inside and out.

then completely close yourself off from the outside world for that entire month.
no sunlight.........sunlight is a big no no!


then when he comes back you'll be a real freak hopefully, with really ragged hair and long unclean nails.

then you proceed to tell him its all his fault and he better not ever go out and enjoy himself ever again for the rest of his life.......
#15
When he finally leaves I guess I'll read this thread and start laughing about it
#16
Just go out my dear, hang out with your friends. Believe me after about 2 weeks he's gonna want to come back, because America is right now in the crapper
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#17
Troll? I'm about to be separated from my girlfriend of 2 years for 6 months, yet I don't make whiny threads about it.
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Harden up emo kid.



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stock up with as much food as you can, board up all your windows on the inside and out.

then completely close yourself off from the outside world for that entire month.
no sunlight.........sunlight is a big no no!


then when he comes back you'll be a real freak hopefully, with really ragged hair and long unclean nails.

then you proceed to tell him its all his fault and he better not ever go out and enjoy himself ever again for the rest of his life.......






#19
Put it this way, chances are your boyfriend is ugly and no good at sex anyway so you've got a whole month to have sex with strangers you meet on motorbike forums.
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I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#21
Find a new boyfriend to occupy yourself while he's gone.
Break up with the new boyfriend at the end of the month.

Optional: Webcam dating.
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#22
Why don't you come over to the Big Dog here in Sweden? I can show you a good time and after that month you will forget about your boyfriend, win-win situation.
I've heard it both ways
#23
Have an affair.

Or grow a pair and shut up.
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#27
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Have an affair.

Or grow a pair and shut up.


I'd say go with the latter, it'd make EVERYONE happier.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#28
Follow him secretly to America and when he sits in hotel room he will say something like...

"I wish Niiky was here"

That is when you jump out of the closet you were hiding in. (Make sure you bring a monkey and a video camera.)

Engage in sexual intercourse whileist the monkey films.

???

Profit
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#29
Quote by rabidguitarist
Have an affair.

Or grow a pair and shut up.

or have an affair, grow a pair and then surprise your boyfriend with your new balls.
#30
Erm, my gf has been over in America since December.
Seriously, 1 month? Get over it.
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#31
It's only a ****ing month dude. I won't see my girlfriend for the next 32 days and being the very very horny bastard I am I'm worse off than you are. Just keep yourself busy and send me pictures of you fapping.
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or have an affair, grow a pair and then surprise your boyfriend with your new balls.



ORRRR, grow a pair, and then have the affair, making you surprise your new lover, then tell him you'd find it erotic if he cut off your sack, once he has done so, send em to your real boyfriend as a present, with a little note saying "If you ever leave me again, these wills be YOUR balls, not mine, love you babe."
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#33
Quote by Wells-Zeppelin
ORRRR, grow a pair, and then have the affair, making you surprise your new lover, then tell him you'd find it erotic if he cut off your sack, once he has done so, send em to your real boyfriend as a present, with a little note saying "If you ever leave me again, these wills be YOUR balls, not mine, love you babe."


I think you may have taken that joke too far.
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Quote by Wells-Zeppelin
ORRRR, grow a pair, and then have the affair, making you surprise your new lover, then tell him you'd find it erotic if he cut off your sack, once he has done so, send em to your real boyfriend as a present, with a little note saying "If you ever leave me again, these wills be YOUR balls, not mine, love you babe."


OR

grow an affair, and make out with a pair (of balls) whilst having intercourse with another pair of balls that are having an affair with your boyfriend.
#35
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Put it this way, chances are your boyfriend is ugly and no good at sex anyway so you've got a whole month to have sex with strangers you meet on guitar forums.
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#36
Quote by Niiky
So here's the thing: I live in Europe but my boyfriend (I know him for 4 years) is going to the USA for a f***ing month and we can't really talk that much while he's there. I'm very attached to him and we have never been apart for so long, so I'm pretty sure I'll kill myself before he returns

Pit, what should I do so I don't die of sadness/boredom?
Make the funeral arrangements before the suicide, that way we can send flowers.


good luck
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OR

grow an affair, and make out with a pair (of balls) whilst having intercourse with another pair of balls that are having an affair with your boyfriend.



Yes, YES, YES!!!!!!!

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I think you may have taken that joke too far.


No, I took it the exact amount it was meant to go...
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
Last edited by Wells-Zeppelin at Jul 17, 2009,
#38
Follow him but don't let him know you're there. Wherever he goes you go and always stay within his line of sight (but not enough for him to realise it's really you). If you do this correctly he will keep thinking that he's seeing you and slowly but surely come to the realization that he is madly in love with you and thus when he returns he will never leave you again.
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#39
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cheat on him after he's been away for a week and tell him about it while crying saying how sorry you are and that you only did it because you couldn't stand being away from him for so long and that you were desperate and you love him and want to marry him and have kids and be buried together at the same time with your hands sewn together.



OMG I laughed so hard... incredible
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#40
I live about 300 miles away from my boyfriend and see him about once a month. You'll last.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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